This reminds me of a friend I used to have in high school. His name was Ted/Teddy. When I found out his real name was
Theodore Blair Surname, well, you guessed it, I began calling him
Teddy Bear. Okay, I wasn't the best friend, now was I?
Theodore E. Bear is awesomely bad. Hey, if you're going to be bad, you might as well go full tilt. ;-)