I agree, I could never use it on a RL child; reminds me too much of "astroturf" or the Houston "Astro fell" before he could reach the endzone. That being said, there is a part of me that loves the way the syllables fall on my tongue. :o)
"I can't say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days." -
Daniel Boone, American explorer