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This is my daughter Phenix.
You say: Oh, that's nice.
You think: Not... I dislike it on a boy (spelled Phoenix, of course) and it's awful on a girl.

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This is my son Leon.
You say: I like that name!
You think: Sooo much better than Leo. Ew.

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This is my daughter Charlie.
You say: Is it a nickname?
you think: Charlotte "Charlie" would have been cute. Just Charlie is not.

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These are my twin daughters Carter and Elsie.
You say: Wow, they're so different.
You think: Elsie is cutesy, but ok. Carter is HIDEOUS. It's so manly... How can you do that to your little girl?

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This is my son Kenton.
You say: Do you call him Kenny?
You think: Eh. Could be worse.

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This is my daughter Saphirra.
You say: Cool.
You think: Not my style...

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This is my daughter Keelin.
You say: Oh, that's nice.
You think: But boring.

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This is my son Ari.
You say: That's it?
You think: That's it? How boring and feminine.

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This is my son Ror.
You say: Eh... Ror? Where did you get that from?
You think: It's not a good name. I'm not sure it's a name at all.

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This is my daughter Kenna.
You say: Hi.
You think: ZZZZzzzzz. But miles better than McKenna.