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[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:38:52 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) once upon a time
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:39:00 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) there was a slimey catipillar
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:39:10 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) and...
gluetusmaxamis (9:39:14 PM): and his name was Harry
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:39:54 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) and his best friend was named Dick
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:40:01 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) and he had another friend named Tyrell
gluetusmaxamis (9:40:21 PM): and they were both slugs
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:40:54 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) and Tyrell forgot to take his Beano before he went to work at the hair salon (yes, Tyrell is gay)
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:41:11 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) so he was farting up a storm and he lost many customers
gluetusmaxamis (9:41:41 PM): but one customer, Alllie Buttmunch, liked the smell of farts
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:41:48 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) and Dick too
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:41:55 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) well, Dick didn't actually care
gluetusmaxamis (9:42:02 PM): but Harry hated the smell
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:42:04 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) because for some reason, he had no sense of smell
gluetusmaxamis (9:42:24 PM): but he liked Allie Buttmunch, so he stayed in the hari salon gagging
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:43:04 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) Harry was all like "Yo, Allie cat, why dont we go get some grub!"
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:43:23 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) and Allie was like "Why r u talking like that?"
gluetusmaxamis (9:43:37 PM): And Bert was like, "I LOVE CUPCAKES"
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:43:52 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) Who's Bert?
gluetusmaxamis (9:44:03 PM): and then they all stared at the seseame street character who came through the window
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:44:08 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) LMAO
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:45:14 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) and then dick was like
[Sauseege Sandpapers] (9:45:21 PM): (sims2grl4eva204) "my butt hurts"

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