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This is my daughter, Meadow.
You Say: "Meadow. It flows nice off the tongue."
You Think: The Meadow! Bambi, wait!

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This is my daughter, Eden.
You Say: "Another unique place name."
You Think: Eden? Hurm...

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This is my daughter, Orion.
You Say: "A strong name, I daresay."
You Think: Masculine, Ma'am. Masculine.

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This is my daughter, Apple.
You Say: "Ah. I love apples."
You Think: Name your next daughter Macintosh.

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This is my daughter, Finn.
You Say: "Finn. What's her middle name?"
You Think: I'll use her to swim.

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This is my daughter, Oz.
You Say: "She looks just like you!"
You Think: Oz-Tralia?

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This is my son, Garland.
You Say: "You can call him Gary."
You Think: Cut him and there'll be a long string of Garlands.

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This is my son, Haven.
You Say: "Haven - what's his middle name?"
You Think: Save Haven Harbour!

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This is my daughter, Rain.
You Say: "Rainey, eh?"
You Think: Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain...

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This is my daughter, Fig.
You Say: "Fig and Finn, by Jove!"
You Think: Fig? Fig? Oink.

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This is my son, Story.
You Say: "He will have wonderful stories to tell about his mother."
You Think: Is he a two-Story person?

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This is my daughter, Day.
You Say: "Day. Any middle names?"
You Think: The Day-tona race will began!

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This is my son, Canyon.
You Say: "Lovely!"
You Think: I mean, Grand.

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This is my daughter, Plum.
You Say: "Plum? Her eyes do seem rather violet."
You Think: Plum? Um...Purple? Violet!

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This is my daughter, Christmas.
You Say: "You'll be home for Christmas."
You Think: Merry, little girl. Merry.

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This is my daughter, Cress.
You Say: "Cressida?"
You Think: Place her on a sandwich.

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This is my daughter, Xylo.
You Say: "A rare sort - X names!"
You Think: Xylo, get off the phone!

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This is my son, Cider.
You Say: "He's handsome!"
You Think: Sour.

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This is my son, Trinity.
You Say: "A most perfect child!"
You Think: *cues angelic choir singing Hallelujah chorus*

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This is my son, Shire.
You Say: "As in Devonshire?"
You Think: I beseech thee, Shire.

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This is my daughter, Verity.
You Say: "Lovely name!"
You Think: The only one that is the closest to my style.

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This is my son, Azure.
You Say: "Oh - those lovely blue eyes!"
You Think: He'll be a fan of Italian football.