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“This is my daughter, Esther Clementine.”
You say: "Hello, what a cute name!"
You think: How nice and refreshing.

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“This is my son, William Robert.”
You say: "Hello! Do you go by Will?"
You think: What? Oh, sorry, I must have fallen asleep.

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“This is my son, Victor Rex.”
You say: "Hey Victor!"
You think: I like them seperately, but together it's like a supervillain..

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“This is my daughter, Sarah Jessica.”
You say: "Hello Sarah!"
You think: ...Jessica Parker...

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“This is my son, Ryan Oscar.”
You say: "Hello Ryan!"
You think: Couldn't put the interesting name up front, could you?

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“This is my daughter, Willoughby-Kate. We pronounce it WILL-ah-bee.”
You say: "...hello."
You think: Just because it ends in "ee" and you added Kate doesn't make it feminine.

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“This is my daughter, Emily Grace.”
You say: "Hello Emily!"
You think: She probably knows about 57 other girls in her school with the same exact name.

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“This is my son, Raphael Benjamin.”
You say: "Hello, Raphael! I like your name!"
You think: What a nice name.

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“This is my son, Ethan August.”
You say: "Hello Ethan!"
You think: I like August but this just makes me think Ethan Allen furniture.

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“This is my daughter, Alyx Matisse.”
You say: "Hi!"
You think: Someone tried too hard to sound hip and artsy.