[Opinions] Local Birth Announcements (Good and Bad)
Some birth announcements from around my (USA) city. Many are awful, but there are a few gems in there this week! WDYT?
Chances are, if it looks like a typo—it isn’t!
Madison Faith
Logan Tyler
Lena Clementine (love this!)
Isabelle R.
Houston Everett
Sahara Michelle (Sahara Michely
Grant Hoodle Gellar, anyone?)
Madison Jean
Caden Howard
Brady Joseph
D’Avionne Denise
Adrian Ines
Ramon William
Emmeline May (adorable!)
Aiden Luis
Jacob Carson
Connor Michael
Lillian Marjorie (again, adorable!)
Kiera Elyse
Logan Luv (ugggh)
Olivia Elsie
Jayla Marie
Eli James
Jaxon Parker
Lola Elizabeth
Kenneth Dean
Avery Claire
Alima Melvina
Jacob Reid
Savannah Elizabeth
Patrick Cornelis
Mackenzie Lee
Joseph Leonard
Elijah Nathaniel Carlos
Abigail Lily
Grant Hood
Reanna Grace (is this supposed to be Rihanna?)
Molly Grace
Genesis Sharnaye
Alexis Isabelle
Mia Rose (zzzz…)
Kelan John
Maeve Elizabeth (nice)
Briasia Aliana
Semaj Keyon’Dre (I’ve seen a lot of Keyon’Dre variants in the past few weeks)
Alton
Maya Jocelyn
Kenneth David
Cincere Jah’Mari (I’ve seen a lot of Jah’Mari variants lately, too)
Emery Irene
Eric Nathaniel
Hunter Patrick
Lila Lucille (sounds like an old movie star—cool!)
Trae Andrew
Jamariya Ja-lisa
Josiah Samuel
Yosef Auriel
Reece Michael (yay! Reece on a boy is rare where I live!)
Leila Rose
Derek Wesley (love love love this! By far my favorite this week)
Ryleigh Levine
Anjalia Lynn
Elyza Rae
Ke’Monney Celina
Bora Sahiti
Eden McKenzie
Connor James
Jordan Anthony
Aries Alex
Asher Nathan
Beatrice Rowyn (I was so happy to see a lovely name like this among the many horrendous ones!)
Elizabeth Katherine (a normal name—yay!)
Graham (unusual where I live, but nice)
Mila Dae
Aaron Richard
Mackenzie
Charlotte Elizabeth
Codey Fredrick (I really though Cody was over now)
Karalyn Michelle
Tiigan Tonee
Janay Malika
Tazjhani Jaffe (not a typo, sadly)
Warrick Allen
Ashley Belle
Julio angel
Corey David
Christian Joshua
Alyssa Pamela
A’nyiah Shantell
Dylan Zion
Mackenzie Bryce
Maria Elizabeth
Myling Naloni
Abigail Grace
Nyomi Ena
Nathonele Eugene
Ahlora Rae
Rhily Jannyce
Sajmarii Taelee
Dominic Francis
Nashawn Noel
Autumn Rose
Leilani Eleenah
Nicholas Thomas
Kendall Nicole-Marie
Zih’Anni CaJanae Quanaisia (names like this make me wish for naming laws in the US)
Lexie Lynn
Yanlexis Enrique
Maxwell Sidney (nice)
Miia Love (yes, there are 2 ii’s in Miia)
Vincent Diego
Jomailey Ismin
Christopher Vincent
Leigha Samantha
Morgan Rae
Edwin Omar
Addison Rae (ugh)
Addison Lynn (double ugh)
Kate Madison (cute!)
Keira Lynn
Xaviel Jamaule (no, it’s Xaviel not Xavier)
Jah’Liyah Roxie’Anne (no joke)
Aiden James
Jack David
Jah’Sani Michael
Elise Raine (refreshing!)
Niyasia Iris
Nathan Peter
Genevieve Grace
Kaj’ana Reany
Brayden William
Mason James
Enyce Edward
Monika
Jayden Wiliam
Tysean Willie
Gabriella Marie
Brady William
Kirk Edward Crow (nice!)
Xinaei Denise
Boden York
Jayden Alexander
Latasha Renae
Julieona Leanne
Haylee Brynn
Timothy James
Abigail Grace
Haileeanne Marie
Zorian Thomas
Kimmore Jayla-Chaka
Nayeliz
Andrew Brighton
Ava Marie
James William
Allison Elizabeth’
Alexis Betty
Emanuel Juan
Lucy Reddington (that’s a middle name, not a last name)
Megan Geraldine
Kaila Marie
Ayla Brooke
James David
Jax Joseph
Autumn Elea (this is the 2nd Autumn on here… joke is, in my city it’s already been snowy/wintry since before these babies were born!)
Jordan Cameron
Cardin Mackenzie (makes me think of Cardigan)
Chloe Marie
Ava Marion
Ethan Matthew
Trent Michael Kurt
Vencentio Louis Kimerly
Leigha Maddienae
Hailey Lynn
Jordan Ali
Chances are, if it looks like a typo—it isn’t!
Madison Faith
Logan Tyler
Lena Clementine (love this!)
Isabelle R.
Houston Everett
Sahara Michelle (Sahara Michely
Grant Hoodle Gellar, anyone?)
Madison Jean
Caden Howard
Brady Joseph
D’Avionne Denise
Adrian Ines
Ramon William
Emmeline May (adorable!)
Aiden Luis
Jacob Carson
Connor Michael
Lillian Marjorie (again, adorable!)
Kiera Elyse
Logan Luv (ugggh)
Olivia Elsie
Jayla Marie
Eli James
Jaxon Parker
Lola Elizabeth
Kenneth Dean
Avery Claire
Alima Melvina
Jacob Reid
Savannah Elizabeth
Patrick Cornelis
Mackenzie Lee
Joseph Leonard
Elijah Nathaniel Carlos
Abigail Lily
Grant Hood
Reanna Grace (is this supposed to be Rihanna?)
Molly Grace
Genesis Sharnaye
Alexis Isabelle
Mia Rose (zzzz…)
Kelan John
Maeve Elizabeth (nice)
Briasia Aliana
Semaj Keyon’Dre (I’ve seen a lot of Keyon’Dre variants in the past few weeks)
Alton
Maya Jocelyn
Kenneth David
Cincere Jah’Mari (I’ve seen a lot of Jah’Mari variants lately, too)
Emery Irene
Eric Nathaniel
Hunter Patrick
Lila Lucille (sounds like an old movie star—cool!)
Trae Andrew
Jamariya Ja-lisa
Josiah Samuel
Yosef Auriel
Reece Michael (yay! Reece on a boy is rare where I live!)
Leila Rose
Derek Wesley (love love love this! By far my favorite this week)
Ryleigh Levine
Anjalia Lynn
Elyza Rae
Ke’Monney Celina
Bora Sahiti
Eden McKenzie
Connor James
Jordan Anthony
Aries Alex
Asher Nathan
Beatrice Rowyn (I was so happy to see a lovely name like this among the many horrendous ones!)
Elizabeth Katherine (a normal name—yay!)
Graham (unusual where I live, but nice)
Mila Dae
Aaron Richard
Mackenzie
Charlotte Elizabeth
Codey Fredrick (I really though Cody was over now)
Karalyn Michelle
Tiigan Tonee
Janay Malika
Tazjhani Jaffe (not a typo, sadly)
Warrick Allen
Ashley Belle
Julio angel
Corey David
Christian Joshua
Alyssa Pamela
A’nyiah Shantell
Dylan Zion
Mackenzie Bryce
Maria Elizabeth
Myling Naloni
Abigail Grace
Nyomi Ena
Nathonele Eugene
Ahlora Rae
Rhily Jannyce
Sajmarii Taelee
Dominic Francis
Nashawn Noel
Autumn Rose
Leilani Eleenah
Nicholas Thomas
Kendall Nicole-Marie
Zih’Anni CaJanae Quanaisia (names like this make me wish for naming laws in the US)
Lexie Lynn
Yanlexis Enrique
Maxwell Sidney (nice)
Miia Love (yes, there are 2 ii’s in Miia)
Vincent Diego
Jomailey Ismin
Christopher Vincent
Leigha Samantha
Morgan Rae
Edwin Omar
Addison Rae (ugh)
Addison Lynn (double ugh)
Kate Madison (cute!)
Keira Lynn
Xaviel Jamaule (no, it’s Xaviel not Xavier)
Jah’Liyah Roxie’Anne (no joke)
Aiden James
Jack David
Jah’Sani Michael
Elise Raine (refreshing!)
Niyasia Iris
Nathan Peter
Genevieve Grace
Kaj’ana Reany
Brayden William
Mason James
Enyce Edward
Monika
Jayden Wiliam
Tysean Willie
Gabriella Marie
Brady William
Kirk Edward Crow (nice!)
Xinaei Denise
Boden York
Jayden Alexander
Latasha Renae
Julieona Leanne
Haylee Brynn
Timothy James
Abigail Grace
Haileeanne Marie
Zorian Thomas
Kimmore Jayla-Chaka
Nayeliz
Andrew Brighton
Ava Marie
James William
Allison Elizabeth’
Alexis Betty
Emanuel Juan
Lucy Reddington (that’s a middle name, not a last name)
Megan Geraldine
Kaila Marie
Ayla Brooke
James David
Jax Joseph
Autumn Elea (this is the 2nd Autumn on here… joke is, in my city it’s already been snowy/wintry since before these babies were born!)
Jordan Cameron
Cardin Mackenzie (makes me think of Cardigan)
Chloe Marie
Ava Marion
Ethan Matthew
Trent Michael Kurt
Vencentio Louis Kimerly
Leigha Maddienae
Hailey Lynn
Jordan Ali
Replies
I like:
Lena Clementine (though I'd much prefer Lena as a nickname)
Isabelle
Sahara (horrible GP) Michelle
Joseph
Adrian on a boy (unless someone named their son Ines, which I doubt)
William
Emmeline May
Jacob
Connor Michael
Lillian
Olivia
Eli James
Claire
Elijah Nathaniel
Abigail and Lily but not together
Grace
Maeve Elizabeth -So refreshing!
Maya Jocelyn -I'm not normally a fan of Jocelyn but I love this.
David
Irene (Why'd they have to ruin it with Emery? Ew!)
Eric Nathaniel
Lila
Andrew
Josiah Samuel
Leila Rose -Gorgeous!
Connor James
Asher Nathan
Beatrice
Elizabeth Katherine -Boring but nice after some of the crap on here.
Mila
Charlotte Elizabeth -Yay, a Charlotte!
Lena Clementine (though I'd much prefer Lena as a nickname)
Isabelle
Sahara (horrible GP) Michelle
Joseph
Adrian on a boy (unless someone named their son Ines, which I doubt)
William
Emmeline May
Jacob
Connor Michael
Lillian
Olivia
Eli James
Claire
Elijah Nathaniel
Abigail and Lily but not together
Grace
Maeve Elizabeth -So refreshing!
Maya Jocelyn -I'm not normally a fan of Jocelyn but I love this.
David
Irene (Why'd they have to ruin it with Emery? Ew!)
Eric Nathaniel
Lila
Andrew
Josiah Samuel
Leila Rose -Gorgeous!
Connor James
Asher Nathan
Beatrice
Elizabeth Katherine -Boring but nice after some of the crap on here.
Mila
Charlotte Elizabeth -Yay, a Charlotte!
I like:
Madison
Clementine
Isabelle (spelt Isobel)
Grant (mn)
Caden
May (mn)
Kiera Elyse (prefer Kira Elise)
Elsie
Lola Elizabeth
Jacob
Nathaniel Carlos (prefer Nathan Karl)
Lily
Maeve Elizabeth
Rose
Eden
Jordan Anthony (prefer Anthony Jordan)
Nathan
Beatrice
Elizabeth Katherine
Mila
Frederick (mn)
Christian Joshua (prefer Joshua Christian)
Alyssa
Autumn Rose
Genevieve
Alexander
Haylee (spelt Hayley)
Haileeanne (spelt Hayley Anne ;))
Ava
James William
Matthew
Madison
Clementine
Isabelle (spelt Isobel)
Grant (mn)
Caden
May (mn)
Kiera Elyse (prefer Kira Elise)
Elsie
Lola Elizabeth
Jacob
Nathaniel Carlos (prefer Nathan Karl)
Lily
Maeve Elizabeth
Rose
Eden
Jordan Anthony (prefer Anthony Jordan)
Nathan
Beatrice
Elizabeth Katherine
Mila
Frederick (mn)
Christian Joshua (prefer Joshua Christian)
Alyssa
Autumn Rose
Genevieve
Alexander
Haylee (spelt Hayley)
Haileeanne (spelt Hayley Anne ;))
Ava
James William
Matthew
Lena Clementine (love this!) -not my style but nicer than most on this list..
Ramon William -gorgeous!!
Emmeline May -ditto
Kiera Elyse -would prefer Keira Elise
Jacob Reid -I like Reid but not Jacob.
Reanna Grace (is this supposed to be Rihanna?) -at least Reanna is spelt right, unlike Rihanna which doesn't sound like its spelt!
Maya Jocelyn -love Jocelyn, but not with Maya..
Josiah Samuel -lovely.
Reece Michael -would prefer Rhys spelling.
Dominic Francis -oh wow. this is fantastic!!! :)
Nicholas Thomas -not bad. Nathaniel Thomas would be better.
Vincent Diego -not keen on the Diego part..
Timothy James -hehe this is my dads name!
Vencentio Louis Kimerly -oh bummer! why can't it just be Vincent Louis?
Ramon William -gorgeous!!
Emmeline May -ditto
Kiera Elyse -would prefer Keira Elise
Jacob Reid -I like Reid but not Jacob.
Reanna Grace (is this supposed to be Rihanna?) -at least Reanna is spelt right, unlike Rihanna which doesn't sound like its spelt!
Maya Jocelyn -love Jocelyn, but not with Maya..
Josiah Samuel -lovely.
Reece Michael -would prefer Rhys spelling.
Dominic Francis -oh wow. this is fantastic!!! :)
Nicholas Thomas -not bad. Nathaniel Thomas would be better.
Vincent Diego -not keen on the Diego part..
Timothy James -hehe this is my dads name!
Vencentio Louis Kimerly -oh bummer! why can't it just be Vincent Louis?
I like:
Lena Clementine
Isabelle
Emmeline May - oh oh!
Connor Michael
Lillian Marjorie
Lola Elizabeth
Abigail Lily
Molly Grace
Maeve Elizabeth
Maya Jocelyn - pretty, although I don't really like Maya (Maia I'd like slightly more though)
Reece Michael
Connor James
Beatrice Rowyn - I wish it were Rowan though, but Beatrice makes it all better
Elizabeth Katherine
Graham
Charlotte Elizabeth
Mackenzie Bryce - yay on a boy! (oh please, I hope so anyway)
Nicholas Thomas
Maxwell Sidney
Kate Madison - you know, it is kind of cute
Genevieve Grace
Abigail Grace
Andrew Brighton - kinda cool
James William
Allison Elizabeth
Megan Geraldine - ooh pretty!
Ava Marion
Haileeanne? Julieona? Yanlexis? Rhily? Nathonele? Ke’Monney? Cincere? Whaaaaa?
Grant Hood... lolz
Lena Clementine
Isabelle
Emmeline May - oh oh!
Connor Michael
Lillian Marjorie
Lola Elizabeth
Abigail Lily
Molly Grace
Maeve Elizabeth
Maya Jocelyn - pretty, although I don't really like Maya (Maia I'd like slightly more though)
Reece Michael
Connor James
Beatrice Rowyn - I wish it were Rowan though, but Beatrice makes it all better
Elizabeth Katherine
Graham
Charlotte Elizabeth
Mackenzie Bryce - yay on a boy! (oh please, I hope so anyway)
Nicholas Thomas
Maxwell Sidney
Kate Madison - you know, it is kind of cute
Genevieve Grace
Abigail Grace
Andrew Brighton - kinda cool
James William
Allison Elizabeth
Megan Geraldine - ooh pretty!
Ava Marion
Haileeanne? Julieona? Yanlexis? Rhily? Nathonele? Ke’Monney? Cincere? Whaaaaa?
Grant Hood... lolz
I really like Lena Clementine, Emmeline May, Lola Elizabeth, Savannah Elizabeth and Maeve Elizabeth :)
Elizabeth seems like a really popular middle name choice, but I do love it. Especially with Lola, Savannah and Maeve :)
I also like Autumn, which is unusual for me but I find it really pretty :)
Leigha Maddienae? :| Oh dear. How would you even pronounce Maddienae?
Elizabeth seems like a really popular middle name choice, but I do love it. Especially with Lola, Savannah and Maeve :)
I also like Autumn, which is unusual for me but I find it really pretty :)
Leigha Maddienae? :| Oh dear. How would you even pronounce Maddienae?
I like:
Faith
Logan Tyler
Lena
Isabelle
Brady
Adrian
William
Aiden
Connor
Lillian
Olivia
Marie
Eli James
Elizabeth
Patrick
Mackenzie Lee -for a boy
Elijah Nathaniel
Lily
Grace
Molly Grace
Alexis Isabelle
Mia Rose
Maya
David
Eric Nathaniel
Samuel
Connor James
Beatrice
Aaron
Alyssa
Maria Elizabeth
Dominic
Noel
Autumn Rose
Leilani
Aiden James
Gabriella Marie
Brady William
James William
Why do people think that random apostrophes are cool? Thank God that's illegal here.
Faith
Logan Tyler
Lena
Isabelle
Brady
Adrian
William
Aiden
Connor
Lillian
Olivia
Marie
Eli James
Elizabeth
Patrick
Mackenzie Lee -for a boy
Elijah Nathaniel
Lily
Grace
Molly Grace
Alexis Isabelle
Mia Rose
Maya
David
Eric Nathaniel
Samuel
Connor James
Beatrice
Aaron
Alyssa
Maria Elizabeth
Dominic
Noel
Autumn Rose
Leilani
Aiden James
Gabriella Marie
Brady William
James William
Why do people think that random apostrophes are cool? Thank God that's illegal here.
I actually like quite a lot of those:
Lena Clementine
Isabelle
Emmeline May
Lola Elizabeth
Kenneth Dean
Joseph Leonard
Molly Grace
Maeve Elizabeth
Maya Jocelyn
Kenneth David
Eric Nathaniel
Leila Rose
Elizabeth Katherine
Charlotte Elizabeth
Mackenzie Bryce
Maria Elizabeth
Abigail Grace
Autumn Rose
Gabriella Marie
Ava Marie
James William
Lena Clementine
Isabelle
Emmeline May
Lola Elizabeth
Kenneth Dean
Joseph Leonard
Molly Grace
Maeve Elizabeth
Maya Jocelyn
Kenneth David
Eric Nathaniel
Leila Rose
Elizabeth Katherine
Charlotte Elizabeth
Mackenzie Bryce
Maria Elizabeth
Abigail Grace
Autumn Rose
Gabriella Marie
Ava Marie
James William
This message was edited 11/26/2008, 7:43 AM
Hooray for Lena Clementine, Emmeline May, Lillian Marjorie, and Maxwell Sidney!