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[Opinions] Birth Announcements
Here are this week's birth listings (first and middle names) from my local (US) town. Sadly, if it looks like a typo it probably isn’t! I’ve left in the good, the boring and the ugly. WDYT?
My’Asia Enaj
Gabrielle Janne
Rueben Maikidi
Janani Royal
Myles Ahren
Aajion Trameek Rene
Julia Rae
Brenna Lily
Jeremiah Lee
Kendric Kimar
Sahaj
Chase Mariano
Danika Helene
Jordan Anthony
Elijah-Jaymes Lawrence
Jennifer Marie
Phoenix Asher
Vivian Rosina
Anatoliy Vasiliy
Cameron Robert
Troy Michael
Cameron Devon
Carter Nathan
Erich W.
Cheachettra Kriffa
Teagan
Victor Jaden
Lily Marie
Adrialys Nicol
Ruby Emilia
Christian Lee
Noah DavidJayden Peter
Preston Thienan
Izabella Suzanne
Erin Michelle
Justin Jamari
Matthew Alexander
Savannay Nevae
Joseph Gerard
Aubrey Grace
Abdulaziz Shamsan
Sienna Lynne
Sani Denise
Alexus LeeAnn
Michael Istvan
Amos Ooko
Lily Katherine
Collin Phillipp (somebody likes double letters!)
Daniel William
Ocean Jesiah
Michael Edward
Leandro Lamhar
Briyana Marie
Camryn James
Joseph Gregory
Heaven Simmone Marie
Gianna Grace
Emma Madison
Jacob Andrew
Timia Jalice
Madison Marie (highly creative)
Sean Thomas
Brock Paul
Aaden James
Max William
Ronald Edward
Erica Jessica Joy
ArealGirl Anita (Areal=Ariel? Ugggh)
Jayden James
Olivia Gean
Elle Rae
Benjamin IkeMariano Elijah
Akeem Kwamaine
Braeden Michael
Naziyah Kimari
James Edward
Derek Linden (nice!)
Alex Salvador
Jeremy Marcel
Arianna Veta Marilyn
Olivia Grace
Michaela Mackenzie (I’m surprised it’s not McKayla Mckenzie)
Leila Emily
Layla Kathleen
Kimani Aliyeah Mildred (Mildred seems out of place here…)
James Joseph
Jay’Son Cedric Ray
Sydney Rose
Isaiah Jayden LeAaron
Jassiana Leajah
Jayden Juan-Tobias
Marley Lisa
Kaden Charles
La’Neciah Naveah-Marie
Mark Urian
Victoria Ann
Allie Johanna
Timothy Jacob
Oluwadamilola Isabella
Jackson Burgess
Louis Paul
Cullen Tomas (Twilight fan?)
Ne’Vaeh Starr
Lahzier Rahmere
Colten Joseph
Shawnqwezz Suave Sir-Styles (I just about spit out my coffee reading this!)
Spencer Eugene
Rashad Jamal
Caleb James
Genevieve Rose
Misa Riley
Ava Rose
John Anthony
Steven Michael
Gianna Nicole
Michael Steven
Kamiyah Loyalty
Nicholas James
Richard Patrick
Emily Ann
Georgia Lynn (nice!)
Noah Robert
Conner Gary
Egypt N.
Ellen (lovely!)
Shawna NicholeMaya Moon
Jaeden Jakari
Alaina Marie
La’Davion Kyshon
Aubrie Lyn
Andrew Bean
Seager Lyn
Key’Andre Kamarri
Ritamarie Ann
Sawyer Reid
Anthony Jorge
Eleanor Jeanne
Molly Eileen
Mia Marie (ugggh)Melody Marie
Kaili Ann
Gabriel Ruben
Shawn Mathew
Ana Rosa (so pretty!)Katrina Lee
McKenna Grace (uggh)
Jason Edward
Aiden Spencer
Aidyn Alexander
Lilah Audrey
Ashton Arthur Karl
Andrea Jannet
Lacie Luella (different but kinda cute)
Peyton Marian
Mackenzie Marie
Landen Spencer
Rayanah Lynn
Jadelynn Victoria
Jacob Lee
Evan Jason
Mikael Giovonni
Matthew Lenard
Gregory David
Armani James (I see an Armani every week in the paper!)
Chloe Louise
Olivia Madison

This message was edited 11/19/2008, 10:41 AM

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I like: Gabrielle
Julia Rae
Brenna Lily
Sahaj
Elijah
Phoenix Asher
Vivian Rosina - prefer Vivien or Vivienne
Cameron Robert
Troy Michael
Devon
Carter Nathan
Teagan Preston
Izabella Suzanne
Erin
Justin Jamari
Collin
Ocean Jesiah
Briyana
Camryn - only like this spelling on a girl
Heaven Simmone Marie - only like Simone spelled Simone
Gianna Grace
Emma Madison - overdone but still cute
Jacob Andrew - ditto
Timia - I like Tamia
Madison Marie
Sean Thomas
Max William
Erica Jessica Joy
ArealGirl Anita - I like Arielle and Anita...not sure what I'm reading here though
Elle RaeElijah
Akeem Kwamaine
Jeremy Marcel
Arianna Veta Marilyn - pretty
Michaela
Leila Emily
Layla Kathleen
Sydney Rose
Isaiah Jayden
Jassiana Leajah - Leajah is kinda pretty
Marley
Victoria
Shawnqwezz Suave Sir-Styles - sounds like a stage name... Suave Sir-Styles reminds me of OutKast
Rashad
Caleb James
Genevieve Rose
Misa Riley
Ava Rose
Gianna Nicole
Kamiyah - I like Kimya
Nicholas
Shawna - I prefer Shauna ... I have a soft-spot in my heart for this name for some reason?
NicholeMaya Moon - cute
Sawyer Reid
Eleanor Jeanne
Molly Eileen
Mia MarieGabriel
Shawn Mathew - I only like Matthew spelled Matthew
Ana Lilah Audrey
Ashton Arthur
Andrea
Lacie Luella - prefer Lacey Luella
Peyton Marian
Chloe Louise
Olivia Madison
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I like:
Danika Helene
Anatoliy Vasiliy --love this
Noah David
Matthew Alexander --love this
Lily Katherine
Daniel William --love this
Michael Edward
Joseph Gregory --love this
Jacob Andrew --love this
Sean Thomas
Max William --love this
Mariano Elijah
James Edward
Alex Salvador
Jeremy Marcel
Olivia Grace --too common, but pretty
Leila Emily
Victoria Ann
Timothy Jacob
Oluwadamilola Isabella --interesting combo
Louis Paul
Caleb James
John Anthony --love this
Steven Michael
Michael Steven
Nicholas James --love this
Richard Patrick
Noah Robert
Ellen
Anthony Jorge
Gabriel Ruben
Ana Rosa --love this
Gregory DavidThis is hilarious and sad:
Shawnqwezz Suave Sir-Styles
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I am really not trying to be rude, but some of these names sound so made up and really strange. I feel sorry for some of these kids.:-(
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This was by far the worst listing I've seen in months. It's always pretty bad to see what people are naming their children, but this week was ridiculous.
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Vivian Rosina and Eleanor Jeanne delight me.
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Yes, they were definitely the bright spots in an otherwise awful list!
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My'Asia Enaj - Sadly, that is the second My'Asia I've seen within a few days. I really hope it was the same but I think it would be able to remember the horrid Enaj as a middle name.Cheachettra Kriffa - I sincerely hope this is legit somewhere. Otherwise it's just too mind-boggling to think about it.ArealGirl Anita - ArealGirl? WTF? As opposed to AtomBoy, I guess.Jayden James - Oh jeez, I honestly wonder where in the world they could have gotten that combo from.Oluwadamilola Isabella - I really love this. It looks bizarre but is probably legit, right? I'd love to introduce myself as "Oluwadamilola" every time. Honestly!Cullen Tomas - Great, he'll forever be associated with a crappy book. At least it's a boy, I guess.Shawnqwezz Suave Sir-Styles - O RLY? I don't even know where to start.
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I like: Myles
Jeremiah
Vivian
Troy
Lily
Christian
ruby
Amos
Benjamin
Marilyn - My daughters name.
Layla
Victoria
Genevieve Rose
Georgia Lynn - my daughter was ALMOST Georgia Lyn!
Sawyer
Ana Rosa
Molly
Lilah
Evan
Special mentions:My’Asia Enaj - My Asia! And backwards Jane! LOL
ArealGirl Anita - A REAL girl! As opposed to...?
Naveah-Marie - Isn't 'heaven spelt backwards' kind of not right if it's not really heaven spelt backwards!?
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So many of the names on this list make me wish that the US had naming restrictions.
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Yeah, I was definitely thinking that.
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