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GIRLS
This is my daughter, Beckham.
You say: Thats different.
You think: Thats a very masculine name.

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This is my daughter, Secret.
You say: Cute.
You think: kind of ghetto.

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This is my daughter, Seven.
You say: Inspired by Seinfeld? That was a good episode.
You think: The movie was really good too.

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This is my daughter, Prayer.
You say: Very religious.
You think: Taking religious/virtue names a bit far.

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This is my daughter, Poetry.
You say: I love Poet, Poetry is really nice too.
You think: See above.

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This is my daughter, October.
You say: Cute.
You think: I'm not sure, mixed feelings. Would be cute for a cat.

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This is my daughter, Monday.
You say: Different.
You think: No!

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This is my daughter, Africa.
You say: That's unique.
You think: O jeez. Not another place name!

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BOYS
This is my son, Eden.
You say: That's a nice name.
You think: Kind of girly, and wicked trendy.

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This is my son, Trinity.
You say: Interesting.
You think: GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL!

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This is my son, Fox.
You say: That's a pretty awesome name.
You think: For a guy in a biker gang...

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This is my son, River.
You say: I love that name.
You think: River Phoenix is hot!

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This is my son, Shiloh.
You say: I really like that.
You think: See above.

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This is my son, Hazel.
You say: Hmm...never heard that for a boy before.
You think: Why is this woman naming her sons girl names?

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This is my son, Rain.
You say: That's a nice name.
You think: See above.

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This is my son, Shia.
You say: I really like that.
You think: See above. And add some comment about Shia LeBeouf as inspiration.