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The most Hideous ones:

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Bonner - Tell me, you are kidding
Darker Selwyn
Elijsha Stone - Unsure what it is supposed to be.
Lucky John - Race Horse?
Sherriff - God help him if he doesn't like Football
Xlacian J'diss - What?

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Epik Gage
Draven-Lee

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Highley Krystel Ann - So mostly made of Krystel
Zephyr Claire -
Alabama Gypsy Rose - Stripper
Jezebela Lugosi - Yuck
Myrakle Lourie - Oh Please
Da'Shine La'Fresh - Wood Polish
Phayvahn Mithsa-Lee
Rioux Chance
Luxxon S.
Tamsin Shopland

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Triton Blaine & Liberty Katlynn = Triton and Liberty - Insurance company?

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Summer Ann - In the UK Ann Summer is the name of a branch of high street sex shops.....

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I'm actually kind of loving Jezebela Lugosi! I'm a fan of Jezebel anyway, mixed with a classic horror star it's kinda awesome. Maybe I'm just in a weird mood, but I like it. I also like:
Atticus
Tamsin (love! but why did they have to go and ruin it with Shopland?!)
Claire
Arwen
Persephone
Ireland

Iestyn Huw: First name looks medicinal. I know Huw is legit, but it looks dumb anyway.

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Bonner: Destined to be called Boner.

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Elijsha: When in doubt over whether to use Elijah or Elisha... call him George.

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Rockwell Abbott: Baby WASP.

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Baron Morganfield: So's this.

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Sue Jackson: No... Sue the parents.

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Nashville: *rolls eyes*

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Lucky John: Yeah, he's lucky, that john. He found the hooker with the heart of gold.

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Sherriff: But this guy arrested them for public indecency.

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Xlacian J'diss: I diss this one.

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Scythe: And his brother Sling Blade.

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Highley Krystel Ann: Highley ill-advised.

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Swannie Npauj Nyas: Old hillbilly name meets Scrabble tiles.

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Nevada Rose: The hottest new cathouse in Storey County!

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Agatha Elspeth: It's like they were deliberately trying to come up with an ugly, spit-spraying mumble of a name.

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Lucy Skywalker: Star Wars is so over.

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Alabama Gypsy Rose: I don't care if Shooter Jennings did name his daughter this, it still sounds like a truck stop lot lizard.

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Jezebela Lugosi: People who treat their kids as cute puns/jokes should be sterilized.

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Velvet Angela: And Polyester Michelle.

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Tampsin Shopland: The latest megamall.

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Summer and Autumn: Oh wow, how very original.

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Billie Madison: Like the Adam Sandler movie Billy Madison? Nothing but cheesy sex jokes.

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Midnight Summer: Midnight is a tired old name for a black cat. I am willing to bet somebody names their kid Midnight Ryder. And somebody else will probably use Midnight Cowboy.

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Sincerity Storm: Please.

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Audome: The audio dome.

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Pericous Angel: They were going for Precious Angel but were too stupid to even get that one right.

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Ruby Redd: Take it off, baby, take it all off!

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Da'Shine LaFresh: Makes those bathroom fixtures sparkle with cleanliness.

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Pippi-Lola Daisy: *gives silly, high pitched giggle*

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ALlure: She comes on after Ruby Redd.

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Darker: And Darkest.

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I like:

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Scout (f)
James
Rene (spelt Renae)
Ann (spelt Anne)
Skye
Tuesday
Rose
Elspeth
Elisabeth
Zephyr (prefer Zephyrine for female, Zephyr for male)
Summer
Autumn
Hollin Isabelle (prefer Holly Isobel)
Jett (m)
Lola
Ruby
James
Matthew

BOYS
McKinley Scout -At least its on a boy
Bonner -that looks wrong
Storme -GP
Baron Morganfield -sounds very pretigious (sp?)
Sue Jackson -like the song?
Lucky John -way too nicknamey
Xlacian J'diss -what?
Scythe -put an r at the end and it becomes a pokemon
Atticus -love it
Epik Gage -epic lulz
McIntosh James -terrible first name

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GIRLS
Dylan Marie -not on a girl!
Loghan Hope -see above
Swannie Npauj Nyas -LOL
Agatha Elspeth -how refreshing
Lucy Skywalker -Star Wars fans no doubt
Seven -and her siblings Twelve, Million, and Eighty-Two
Alabama Gypsy Rose -sounds like a country song
Onnolee Truth -whatever
Gwendolyn Laura -cool
Phayvahn Mithsa-Lee -what the?

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TWINS
Summer Ann & Autumn Marie -way too themey

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GIRLS
Billie Madison -like the movie?
Midnight Summer -just no
Sincerity Storm -again, no
Maybellene Katya Lotus -ewww
Heavenly Dreama-Mary -so tacky
Nevyah Arabia-Jani -that's Hayven backwards
Jett Lola -on a girl? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Unique Leygh -anything but
Pericous Angel -tackiness overload
Ruby Redd -too phrasy
Harper Ryen -GP
Da'Shine La'Fresh -Rea'lly tac'ky cle'aning pr'oduct

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BOYS
Darker Selwyn -that sounds racist
Assac James -spell it Isaac, then it would be cool
Shaughnessey Francis -what the?

I like/* would use:

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BOYS
McKinley
Briar*
Larkin
Fox*- girl
Storm
Stone
Weatherly- girl
Sailor
Vaughan*- girl
Crew
Atticus
Memphis*- girl
August

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GIRLS
Dylan
Harlow
Tuesday
Megan
Nevada
Elspeth
Alabama
Alanna
Autumn
Olivia

I'm struck by

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Memphis Vince Ray
Reed Walker - Reed usually sounds so blah and conservative to me, but lately, it's felt very soulful. I'm also on a Boyd kick.
August Lonnie
Maybellene Katya Lotus - So over the top, so great.
Hollin Isabelle - I just thought of the name Hawlen for a boy today. Got to say, I prefer my version.
Saron Yonas - I really like Yonas.
Jett Lola - though it does sound like a video vixen name
Darker Selwyn
Hobson Brown
Shaughnessey Francis
Lakoda Charlz

Did FN only:

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BOYS
Briar
Fox - maybe
Lyric
Sailor
Atticus
Memphis - maybe
Harper
Sage
Harlow
Ocean

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GIRLS
Scout
Briar
Dylan - maybe
Tuesday - maybe
Billie
Harper