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Apalling

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With a lot of these names, I don't remotely get what the appeal is supposed to be. Cannon? Crash? Moma?

Wow, are these at all representative of the general population of America? The majority of those are really, spectacularly bad.

WHY? *sobs* Why would people use half of those names?

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I like/don't mind:

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Bridget
Electra (prefer Elektra)
Zully (kind of cute, no? But I prefer Zella, which I find astoundingly cool.)
Rowan (b)
Storm (b and g)
Tyler (b)
Astrid
Winter
August (b)
Evenstar (GP, but cool nonetheless)
Magnolia
Sparrow (GP)
Poppy
Hyacinth
Violet
London
Elise (prefer Elsie)
Micah (b)
Piper
Picabo (cute, reminds me of the skiier)
Serendipity (not sure I like this, but it's gutsy, I must say)
Lotus
Zion
Abigail
Aspen
Lilli (only Lily)
Blazelynn (Blaise, b)

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Nicodemus Zae (now THAT is cool!)
Landen
Kane
Ecclesiastes Thessalonians (I would never use anything like this in a million years, but it's pretty awesome, despite it being totally ridiculous)
London (g)
Ansley (Ainsley)
James
Elijah
Satcher
Kaden
Trinity (g)
Gray (GP mn, g)
Cassius
Emerson
Ishmael (again, this took guts!)
Atticus Eden Rowan (love them all, this is a fantastic name)
Adison (Addison, GP g)
Riot (wouldn't ever use it, but it's cool)
Knight (this one's cool, too)
Godric (I love it when people can pull off names like this)
Aries
Kane
August Frederick (yay! love them both!)
Corinthian Xavier
Everest (GP)
Nicodemus
Kairos (it's kind of cool)
Orion

Billie Jo: Does she have a brother called Jim Bob?

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Camdon Coco: makes the best hot cocolate around.

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Connelley Bridget: Name lifted straight out of an Irish phone book, without even bothering to put the lady's name in the right order.

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Kismet March: Whoa! Deep, man!

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Paris Rose: Very cheap perfume?

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Rayven Sneaux: Raven Snow looks all gothy and trying-to-be-poetic. Rayven Sneaux just look ignorant and pretentious.

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Scarlett Sun: Terrorist group? All-girl metal band?

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Tyne Dain: I thought for a minute it was Tyne Dailey. This has no flow.

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Harlequin Venus: Harlequin Romances are very trashy, bodice-ripper-style romance novels. So paired with Venus, I picture her being ravaged by some tunic-wearing stud on the edge of a cliff at nidnight in driving rain.

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Eboniquee: And how on earth do you say it?

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Violet Dream: Better than a violent dream, but not by much.

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Gussie Lee: Sounds like she's 95 years old and raises goats.

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Piper Cheyenne: Because they realized, in the nick of time, that there is already an airplane named Piper Cherokee.

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Moma Lyn: And her mother, Baby Jean?

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Picabo Sheraine: Gag me with a sterling-silver teething ring!

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Serendipity: Dippity-doo.

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Pa'Shyn: And again!

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La'Miracle La'Shay: Oh I'm sick.

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Chyna Sha'Lay: China Shall Lay.

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La'Princess and La'Precious: Is the father that fabled fellow named La'Pimp?

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Cinsere D'nye: A sincere denial.

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Paris Rayne: Even cheaper and more noxious than Paris Rose.

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Parish Aspen Ona-Nali: Sounds like dead trees.

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Kanyon Tushka Yanash: All I can think is that Tushka is a funny word for backside, and a Kanyon is a Krack.

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Memorie Dawn: The memory dawned on me...

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Dynastee and Diamond: The Double D's! At the Lusty Kitty!

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Denzel Drama: He's good at that, isn't he?

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Decker Wain: Wain is about to punch a mean woman out: Deck 'er, Wain!

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Orex Dorran Kowan: Fun with spilled Scrabble tiles.

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Addison McHale Baby Faces: Things were going along okay, though very tryndeely, till they stuck in that idiotic Baby Faces. Like he has more than one head.

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Oh, the horror!!! :O

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I almost had to stop and puke! The single names I like are:

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Bridget
Charlotte
Elizabeth
Alexandra
Abigail

Phillip
Addison
Owen
James
Columbus
Michael
Greer - although I think I prefer it on a girl
Charles
Atticus
Rowan
Daniel
Finley
Thomas
John

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And even more fun, these are what I thought were the most appalling names (some I wasn't sure if they were ethnic names, so I thought it best not to think they were just made up craziness):

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Rayven Sneaux
Tyne Dain
Harlequin Venus
Eboniquee'
Violet Dream (Violet itself is kind of cute)
Ashlun Nichol
Azure Dee
Gussie Lee
Princess Ashantez
Serendipity J.
Zion Journey
La'Miracle La'Shay
Mymphis Donnavan
Legend Garrison
Chyna Sha'Lay
LaPrincess
Cinsere D'nye
Memorie Dawn

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Denzel Drama
Montana Sincere
Addison McHale Baby Faces
Ecclesiastes Thessalonians
London Prince
Braxtyn Champ
Rex-Goliath X
Gabrael Riot
Fisher Knight
Truman Noble Lionheart
Noble Wolfrick
Corinthian Xavier
Arlo Warmington
Tru Angel

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Hahaha! I think what made me laugh the most was LaPrincess, mother: LaPrecious. Although Baby Faces and Ecclesiastes Thessalonians were close 2nds.

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Aries Kane sounds like the name of a band.

Ohhh I feel so sorry for some of these kids!

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The only ones I like -

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Maria
Grahame - Graham or Graeme, but never ever for a girl
Charlotte
Elizabeth - prefer Elisabeth
May
Scarlett
Astrid
Avery - for a boy only
August - for a boy only
Ruby
Poppy Beatrix
Violet
Micah - for a boy only
Alexandra
Phillip
Robert
Owen
Canaan
Elijah
Adam
Brook - for a boy
Gabrael - Gabriel
August Frederick
Xavier
David

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My LEAST favourites -

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Electra
Grahame - for a girl
Kaedyn
Rayven Sneaux - misspelled word names!!
Scarlett Sun - as a combo
Z'Nice
Winter Rose
Evenstar
Harlequin Venus
Violet Dream
Gussie Lee
Chandler Rainn
Zion Journey
Foley
La'Miracle La'Shay
Copeland
Mymphis Donnavan
Rylie and Wesley - for girls especially
Legend Garrison
LaPrincess (Mom: LaPrecious)
Cinsere D'nye
Memorie Dawn
Dynastee and Diamond [sisters]
Havyn Haze
Drama
Baby Faces
London Prince
Braxtyn Champ
Chancler Mekhi
Rex-Goliath X
Gabrael Riot
Fisher Knight
Truman Noble Lionheart
Crash
Ever Daniel
Kidd
Reign
Ridge Blair
Tru Angel
Shevy

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I like:

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Charlotte
Rowan
Lilith
Winter Rose

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Addison
Emerson Robert
Atticus
Ever

I'd Use
Billie
Charlotte
Lyric
Elisabeth
Paris
Rose
Scarlet
Sun
Star
Storm
Faith
Winter
Avery
August
Peace
Juniper
Beatrix
River
Hyacinth
Violet
Hayden
Marie
Azure
London
Micah
Picabo
Paige
Lotus
Rain
Journey
China
Lily
Blaze
Haven
Addison
Sidney
Emerson
James
Elijah
Trinity
Michael
Phoenix
Judah
Eden
Cache
Kai
Onyx
Orion
Chase
Blair
True
David