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[Opinions] if Gasoline Allie's eyes are bleeding...
Then my whole brain is bleeding.Arabian: Middle name Horse.Nile Pearl: It sounds like an Egyptian tour boat.Nature: They said they wanted a nature name.Beautiful-Strat'Ann Arieana Marie: NO! Not beautiful! UGLY! BAD! And Strat'Ann does NOT make Stratton more feminine.Curtisy Nicole Have the courtesy to at least spell it right. Makes me think her middle name should be Flush.Donesty: A word name that isn't even a word.Chandlier: Chandelier.Desires Lynn: Who desires Lynn?Divyne Joi: I'd name her Divyne Wynd, Kammikazzi for short.Diznei Monet: Using any form of Disney as a name makes one look dizzy.Dymond Shares: Some hot new stock option?Eternity: I swear, if this isn't an adult diaper or feminine hygiene product, it should be.Gleason Mueller: If you have a phone, you have a lawyer.Heavyn Harrynique: Havin' hairy neck.India and Egypt: Can the parents find the two countries on a map, or tell anything about them?Indibelle: Reminds me of the hearing aid company Audibel.Jazzi: TakkiKaiitlynn Paige: Sure you don't want to throw ina few more i's?Kandie Lynn: Playboy's Miss October in 1978.Kansas: This ain't Kansas anymore.Karma Jade: Some tacky Chinese trinket you buy for luck.Latelynn: Because Lately was too boyish?Lakota Capri: There are no Lakota on Capri.Mirykle: A miracle if she ever gets out of high school.Misti Rose: Lipstick.Navie Michelle: And her sister Armie Nicole.Nevaeh Faith Pray: Why are they trying so hard?Nigeria: It's too bad such an ugly nn can be made of this.NyJeria: And doubly bad this isn't spelled right.Pierre: BOys' name. Pee-air.Poinsettia Antimaria: Poinsettia: poisonous holiday plant. Antimaria: against Mary or Maria. So they are going to poison Maria with poinsettia. Nice.Princess Temple: They're being investigated for fraud and brainwashing.River Spirit: One of those floating casinos down in Mississippi or some such.Scottielyn: Scotie is dumb even vor a boy.
Skye Blu: Another stripper name.Hevenleigh Luv: The queen of all stripper names.Trinity Divine: WIll convert to Buddhism.Woody Honesty: Who the hell is named Woody anymore? Much less a woman.Wynter Storm: Winter storms kill.Valkyrie: Used to describe a very shapely buxom woman.Blaze Phoenix: So basically he's named for a dead bird.Deavious T: great rap name.Divine Elijah: Another cult to crack.Dusty Elijah: Better to be dusty than divine.Indiana Walker: Like a Tennessee Walker, the big horse?I'Savier Talmadge: I save your Talmadge.Kute Jozanier: Not Kute at all. Krappy.Lawyer Lavar: He'll need one.Lestat: Stupid vampire freaks.Mister Ray: Mister Ray, Judge Judy, Doctor Phil, Miss Vicki...Packer: How bout knacker?PonyBoy: I want to shoot this family.Rave Peter: Peter rants and raves and goes out to Ecstasy parties.River Steele: Pittsburgh's finest steele company.Rowdy Pharaoh: So one son is the king and the other's always in trouble.Satchel: Suitcase.Smokey Marty-Reed: What is he, a bear? Sausage?Stoney Chase: Did that come from one of those fantasy-placename generators?Sultan: Maybe he can take Arabian for his Harem.Sugar Shane Ezikiza: ANybody who'd name a child, especially a boy, Sugar would dynamite a hummingbird feeder.Sundanse: 1. spelled wrong. 2. Good name for a horse. 3. Sundance Kid was a robber and killer.Tamer Lynn: Tamer Lion.Tell Carter: I will, I'll tell him.Tyger Albair: So is he a tiger or a bear?Woody Allen: WOody Allen is a pervert.
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