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in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
I just threw a chair through the window, wrote several ugly and threatening letters to government officals, eaten three pieces of chocolate cake and called seven random strangers to ask if their refrigerators are running.
Romann Cress: It's nice mixed with other salad greens and drizzled with Hollandaise sauce.
Sabre Meadow: Walk through it and your feet get cut to ribbons.
Miraculas Hope: Born the fifth child of a 19-year-old middle school dropout.
Joy Songcloud: Joy is nice, but Songcloud? THe minute the clouds start singing, I'm outta here.
Envy Aaliyah: Why? She died at 22 in a plane crash. What's to envy?
Airiss Skhye Iyanna: AKA Mai Pairyntz Kannt Reede Ohre Ryt.
Sellecka Hope: IS Grandma still swooning over Tom Selleck?
Crestin Jayla: Crest in Jail.
Cherokee Rae: How about I name my kid Polish Diane? Or Ukrainian Joanne?
August Rain: New home fragrance tha tsmells like hot wet sidewalks.
Anime: Freaking geeks.
Blueberry Madonna: Shamelessly aping Ginger Spice. And calling up images of Violet Beauregard at the Wonka factory in the process.
Flame: *begins humming the Cheap Trick song and drooling*
Flower: Bambi's skunk friend.
Krystal Sno White: Little Miss Aryan Nations. OR Little Miss Laundry Detergent.
Magic: Sure.
Masquerade Angel: So she is really just pretending to be an angel. She's really a devil.
Misty Grey Morning: How about Humid Hazy Afternoon? Or Cold Blustery Night?
Pocahontas Mary: Pke a hot-ass Mary.
Pomegranite: The fruit is so unripe it's hard as granite.
Rainbow Rain: Sounds like somebody's LSD trip.
Satin: Stripper name.
Storm Piper: One of those hurricane hunting planes?
Tangerine: Give us a break.
Unity-Love: A marriage counseling business?
Clementine Holiday: We get a crate of clementines ever holiday season.
Memphis Jewel: Riverboat?
Lily Wild: Another stripper name.
Boa Nkaujnag: Proving that snakes cannot type.
Calendar James: And his brother Calculator John.
Fable: Fables are not true.
Oreo Lee Fell Mondragon: Poor kid dropped his cookie. Oreo is a very rude thing to call somebody.
Rice: And his brother Potatoes.
Thunder Hawk: It withstands storms better than the smaller Storm Piper.
Rayden Knox: Raiding Fort Knox.
Lyric Braxton: Let's see: "Unbreak my heart > say you'll love me again > Undo this hurt you caused when you walked out the door and walked out of my life > Uncry these tears >>"
Rolex Raj'Qwan: This just about defines the stereotypical "ghetto" name.
Moonish Maru: He looks kind of moonish to me.
Arthorius Godis: The god of arthritis.
Kestitus Biskis: Does it respond to antibiotics? Do you get it from conaaminated biscuits?
Alias: Meaning an assumed name.
Mattie Glen: He has a little girl's nn for his first name.
Romann Cress: It's nice mixed with other salad greens and drizzled with Hollandaise sauce.
Sabre Meadow: Walk through it and your feet get cut to ribbons.
Miraculas Hope: Born the fifth child of a 19-year-old middle school dropout.
Joy Songcloud: Joy is nice, but Songcloud? THe minute the clouds start singing, I'm outta here.
Envy Aaliyah: Why? She died at 22 in a plane crash. What's to envy?
Airiss Skhye Iyanna: AKA Mai Pairyntz Kannt Reede Ohre Ryt.
Sellecka Hope: IS Grandma still swooning over Tom Selleck?
Crestin Jayla: Crest in Jail.
Cherokee Rae: How about I name my kid Polish Diane? Or Ukrainian Joanne?
August Rain: New home fragrance tha tsmells like hot wet sidewalks.
Anime: Freaking geeks.
Blueberry Madonna: Shamelessly aping Ginger Spice. And calling up images of Violet Beauregard at the Wonka factory in the process.
Flame: *begins humming the Cheap Trick song and drooling*
Flower: Bambi's skunk friend.
Krystal Sno White: Little Miss Aryan Nations. OR Little Miss Laundry Detergent.
Magic: Sure.
Masquerade Angel: So she is really just pretending to be an angel. She's really a devil.
Misty Grey Morning: How about Humid Hazy Afternoon? Or Cold Blustery Night?
Pocahontas Mary: Pke a hot-ass Mary.
Pomegranite: The fruit is so unripe it's hard as granite.
Rainbow Rain: Sounds like somebody's LSD trip.
Satin: Stripper name.
Storm Piper: One of those hurricane hunting planes?
Tangerine: Give us a break.
Unity-Love: A marriage counseling business?
Clementine Holiday: We get a crate of clementines ever holiday season.
Memphis Jewel: Riverboat?
Lily Wild: Another stripper name.
Boa Nkaujnag: Proving that snakes cannot type.
Calendar James: And his brother Calculator John.
Fable: Fables are not true.
Oreo Lee Fell Mondragon: Poor kid dropped his cookie. Oreo is a very rude thing to call somebody.
Rice: And his brother Potatoes.
Thunder Hawk: It withstands storms better than the smaller Storm Piper.
Rayden Knox: Raiding Fort Knox.
Lyric Braxton: Let's see: "Unbreak my heart > say you'll love me again > Undo this hurt you caused when you walked out the door and walked out of my life > Uncry these tears >>"
Rolex Raj'Qwan: This just about defines the stereotypical "ghetto" name.
Moonish Maru: He looks kind of moonish to me.
Arthorius Godis: The god of arthritis.
Kestitus Biskis: Does it respond to antibiotics? Do you get it from conaaminated biscuits?
Alias: Meaning an assumed name.
Mattie Glen: He has a little girl's nn for his first name.
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LMAO. They are hilarious
Where do you come up with these?
Where do you come up with these?
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