1. I say: "This is my daughter,
Carol Adeline."
You say: What a pretty name.
You think: I hope she's named after some relatives.
2. I say, "This is my son,
Joel David."
You say: Hello,
Joel.
You think:
David is so bland
3. I say, "This is my daughter,
Heidi Leanne."
You say: You don't hear
Heidi much these days.
You think: Stuck in the '70s?
4. I say, "This is my son,
Elijah Robert."
You say: I love the name
Elijah.
You think: I really do and
Robert is nice, too