[Opinions] *groans*
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Sheer: You can see right through her.
Rhyple: Because Ripple just looked funny.
Fairy: How old are you, Mommy? About 12?
Rythm: Because Rhythm looked funny.
Skylee-Rouge: Like blusher much?
Paris Star: C'mon guys! Keep those dollars working! Give it up for Paris Star!!!
Peppa McKenzie: And her sister Saltee Madison.
Secret: Deodorant.
Zebra: Isn't this a racial slur? Or wait, se can grow very busty and have to wear a Z-bra.
Thursday Dawn: Born at 1 P.M. on Saturday.
Chakota Moon: By virtue of her being a realio trulio little Native American,this name gets a pass.
Deztynie Amethyst: She comes on right after Paris Star.
Cherokee: I guess I was wrong when I said actual Indians didn't feel the need to name their kids after their tribes. Wait, is she actually Cherokee?
Shalom: And her brother Hello and sister Howdy Doo?
Amnesty: Am Nasty.
Londyn Gray: a really dull color.
Autumn Eve: Born on Memorial Day.
September Tuesday: Why not just go all out and call her 9/11?
Winter Breeze: Is she a Lifesaver?
Horizon: Called Hor for short.
Dashley Leilani: What crime has been commited against Lelani!
Diver Ida: Diver? Diver Ida? Sounds like a disease, like diverticulitis or diarrhea.
Rose Katherine: This is nice. It does not belong with the others.
Clover Irving: Cuddly stuffed cow (Valerie ahs a little black and white cow named this) meets grumpy old guy.
Addison Aspen: Ass jokes!
Araya Hope: Let me guess: they pronounce it A ray a.
Countess: Like that doofy "actress" Countess Vaughn.
Oasis Star: I think it just opened up next to the Sands, or maybe the MGM Grand.
Jealousy: So we've had virtue names, now let's get into vice names.
Operal Jewel Cotton: Is this a new kind of bedsheet material?
Grover Dee: Lovable furry old Grover is going to hate you.
Carson Carver: Car car!
Foster Elizabeth: A foster child from day one.
Echo Moon: It's a drug-treatment center for aging hippies.
Mytho: The mythbuster.
Shyne: Shine is a racial slur also.
Chevy: Only somebody with the last name Chase can pull this off.
Metellus Graye: Metallic gray.
Cougar: will grow up to be one of those super-tough boys who are always turning Little League intoa fight to the death.
Dravin-Sebasttion Linkin: Obviously Linkin Park fans.
Cross: Cross,a nd Grouchy and Snippy.
Lakoda Jaymes-Ryin: The entire Lakota nation should be sicced on these people for their rotten spelling.
November Friday: And his sister Grassy Knoll?
Rhyple: Because Ripple just looked funny.
Fairy: How old are you, Mommy? About 12?
Rythm: Because Rhythm looked funny.
Skylee-Rouge: Like blusher much?
Paris Star: C'mon guys! Keep those dollars working! Give it up for Paris Star!!!
Peppa McKenzie: And her sister Saltee Madison.
Secret: Deodorant.
Zebra: Isn't this a racial slur? Or wait, se can grow very busty and have to wear a Z-bra.
Thursday Dawn: Born at 1 P.M. on Saturday.
Chakota Moon: By virtue of her being a realio trulio little Native American,this name gets a pass.
Deztynie Amethyst: She comes on right after Paris Star.
Cherokee: I guess I was wrong when I said actual Indians didn't feel the need to name their kids after their tribes. Wait, is she actually Cherokee?
Shalom: And her brother Hello and sister Howdy Doo?
Amnesty: Am Nasty.
Londyn Gray: a really dull color.
Autumn Eve: Born on Memorial Day.
September Tuesday: Why not just go all out and call her 9/11?
Winter Breeze: Is she a Lifesaver?
Horizon: Called Hor for short.
Dashley Leilani: What crime has been commited against Lelani!
Diver Ida: Diver? Diver Ida? Sounds like a disease, like diverticulitis or diarrhea.
Rose Katherine: This is nice. It does not belong with the others.
Clover Irving: Cuddly stuffed cow (Valerie ahs a little black and white cow named this) meets grumpy old guy.
Addison Aspen: Ass jokes!
Araya Hope: Let me guess: they pronounce it A ray a.
Countess: Like that doofy "actress" Countess Vaughn.
Oasis Star: I think it just opened up next to the Sands, or maybe the MGM Grand.
Jealousy: So we've had virtue names, now let's get into vice names.
Operal Jewel Cotton: Is this a new kind of bedsheet material?
Grover Dee: Lovable furry old Grover is going to hate you.
Carson Carver: Car car!
Foster Elizabeth: A foster child from day one.
Echo Moon: It's a drug-treatment center for aging hippies.
Mytho: The mythbuster.
Shyne: Shine is a racial slur also.
Chevy: Only somebody with the last name Chase can pull this off.
Metellus Graye: Metallic gray.
Cougar: will grow up to be one of those super-tough boys who are always turning Little League intoa fight to the death.
Dravin-Sebasttion Linkin: Obviously Linkin Park fans.
Cross: Cross,a nd Grouchy and Snippy.
Lakoda Jaymes-Ryin: The entire Lakota nation should be sicced on these people for their rotten spelling.
November Friday: And his sister Grassy Knoll?