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Sheer: You can see right through her.Rhyple: Because Ripple just looked funny.Fairy: How old are you, Mommy? About 12?Rythm: Because Rhythm looked funny.Skylee-Rouge: Like blusher much?Paris Star: C'mon guys! Keep those dollars working! Give it up for Paris Star!!!Peppa McKenzie: And her sister Saltee Madison.Secret: Deodorant.Zebra: Isn't this a racial slur? Or wait, se can grow very busty and have to wear a Z-bra.Thursday Dawn: Born at 1 P.M. on Saturday.Chakota Moon: By virtue of her being a realio trulio little Native American,this name gets a pass.Deztynie Amethyst: She comes on right after Paris Star.Cherokee: I guess I was wrong when I said actual Indians didn't feel the need to name their kids after their tribes. Wait, is she actually Cherokee?Shalom: And her brother Hello and sister Howdy Doo?Amnesty: Am Nasty.Londyn Gray: a really dull color.Autumn Eve: Born on Memorial Day.September Tuesday: Why not just go all out and call her 9/11?Winter Breeze: Is she a Lifesaver?Horizon: Called Hor for short.Dashley Leilani: What crime has been commited against Lelani!Diver Ida: Diver? Diver Ida? Sounds like a disease, like diverticulitis or diarrhea.Rose Katherine: This is nice. It does not belong with the others.Clover Irving: Cuddly stuffed cow (Valerie ahs a little black and white cow named this) meets grumpy old guy.Addison Aspen: Ass jokes!Araya Hope: Let me guess: they pronounce it A ray a.Countess: Like that doofy "actress" Countess Vaughn.Oasis Star: I think it just opened up next to the Sands, or maybe the MGM Grand.Jealousy: So we've had virtue names, now let's get into vice names.Operal Jewel Cotton: Is this a new kind of bedsheet material?Grover Dee: Lovable furry old Grover is going to hate you.Carson Carver: Car car!Foster Elizabeth: A foster child from day one.Echo Moon: It's a drug-treatment center for aging hippies.Mytho: The mythbuster.Shyne: Shine is a racial slur also.Chevy: Only somebody with the last name Chase can pull this off.Metellus Graye: Metallic gray.Cougar: will grow up to be one of those super-tough boys who are always turning Little League intoa fight to the death.Dravin-Sebasttion Linkin: Obviously Linkin Park fans.Cross: Cross,a nd Grouchy and Snippy.Lakoda Jaymes-Ryin: The entire Lakota nation should be sicced on these people for their rotten spelling.November Friday: And his sister Grassy Knoll?
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