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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's (7/31/07)
Amazing Grace: OMG! They finally did it! I knew that was gonna happen! Amazing Grace, who will consistently be at the bottom of her classes, a wallflower at parties, and clumsy at anything requiring physical dexterity. And on top of that, people will sing her song to her everywhere she goes.Bee: Have a pic of her in Easter clothes, and call it "Bee In a Bonnet."Ezera: Trying to make Ezra more feminine just fell flat.Louelle: Looks like it's missing the n on the end.Kinga: Because they wanted a King.Onesti: Be honest, this is not right.Queen: Drag? Closet? Drama?Rogue: This is so feminine and classy it makes me cry.Sweets: Never too early to prepare for a life flipping tricks at truck stops, right? Best way to start is with a sexy little CB handle.Tawny: Classic stripper name.Walker ANne: Anne, that token gesture toward feminity.Autumn Clark: Clark doesn't make Autumn any more masculine.Breighton Uriah: Bright yellow urine.Butch: My parents really wanted a dog. The dog they got is named Jonathan.Chip: And his dad OldBlock.Duckie: There was a teacher in middle school who was called Ducky/Duckie by all the students. Because he looked like one. It was not a compliment.Gauthum: Is that supposed to be Gotham? Like Gotham City? Holy crap, Batman!Hiya: ANd his brother Howdy and sister Hey There.Jade and Jewel: Drag queens in training.King-Dom: Sounds like a weird sex pervert who likes tying up and whipping his lady friends.Pumpkin: This cannot be his actual name. "NFL's highest-paid wide receiver Pumpkin Calloway..." Nah.Shylok: If I recall, Shylock was very evil.Spike: And his henchmen Vinnie and Big Al.
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