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Abercrombie Lee: Does she have a brother called Hilfiger John?Auburn Rayne: If the rain turns auburn, the steel mill must have blown up.Autumn Rain: A pretty predictable stripper name.Azure Skye: as is this.Blossom Raphaelia: Watch out or it will take over your yard. Really, Blossom is a cow's name.Christian DeAnn: At least it isn't Christian Dior.Ember Bliss: Great name for a heating pad.Fantazia Ria: Fantasy diarrhea.Frost Jadedawn: Taking all the words literally, this combo makes no sense. ANd Jade and Dawn ought to be at least separated, because my first instinct was to say it "Jadda-dawn."Greenly Ann: Sounds like Ann is a bit nauseous.Independence Taylor: Nn Depends.Journee Free: Thsi house is a Journey Free Zone. We will never play Journey.Kenzingtoin Royal: OUch, a huge WASP just stung me! And it has a name that sounds like malt liquor.Memory Nicole: So already she's just a memory. And when she starts developing, she can be a Mammary Nicole.Mercy Mia: Another stripper name.Miracle Destiny: Trying way too hard.Miracle Faith: Yeah, right.Miracle Love: It's cheaper than Viagra, but more men have had heart attacks from it.Misty Dawn: the classic stripper name.Oakley Tabor: Another WASP, but it smells like a mortgage brokerage.October November: Well, which is it?Rhythm Pauline: Who can't dance a step.Roper Cash: Can they get any more masculine than that? Or uglier?Ryder Grace: They just tacked the Grace on there to try and make it more feminine. Didn't work.Treasure Artyce: I'll treasure our tyce if I can find out what a tyce is.Tripp Marie: Like it isn't bad enough that Tripp is being used on boys. I blame Linda Tripp.Trulee Summer: Is it a bug spray?Truely Justice Faith: And her sister Shirley Goodness Mercy.Westynn Gray: Why does the Pet Shop Boys song "West End Girls" come to mind?Xeneca: Liek Xenical.Alias Oliver: But what's his real name?Chaos Julius: It's so obvious they don't know what chaos is.Cotton Walker: Better than Cotton Picker, but not by much.Country Randell: Obviously rednecks.Crocket Creek: What a crock.Heaven Lance: And all those girls in his class called Heaven Leigh.Honory Lynn: Ornery Lynn?Hunter and Tapper: Tapper? *rubs eyes, lays head on desk*London Lamb: More expensive than London Broil.Montana Kreek: Creek is bad enough, but spelling it like this is even worse.Rowdy Keith: Damn that Keith, he's always cutting up and making noise.Rowdy Kyle: And his numb-wit brother Kyle is just as obnoxious.Rowdy P: And their unnamed P brother.Ryfle Wayne: Ted Nugent, here's another student for you!Suede Keane: He works for a gay escort service.Young Fox: I assume he's not Indian. Which makes it rotten.
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