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[Opinions] oh man! New crop of Hooker Names
Alabama Cheyenne: The Random Atlas Method of baby naming is not a good idea.Blessyn: Bless Sin.Bryndle Lynn: What is she, a bulldog? Brindled?Clover Love: This really good all-natural hay for milk cows.Confidence Sandra: "Confidence, Sandra! Just because your parents are fools doesn't mean you can't succeed in life! Don't let your silly name stop you!"Destiny'angel: So she's destined to die soon and go to heaven.Finlee Klair: Finnel eclair?Immaculate Love: She's the prostitute who is guaranteed to have no diseases. She's at the BTn Pretty Babies Ranch in Storey County, Nevada.Montana Jordyn: Remember about ten years ago, there was this bunch of militia types holed up in Jordan, Montana? And the FBI was worried they might be another Branch Davidian blaze waiting to happen?Paris Monae: Her theme is French Maid, at the BTN PB Ranch.Persephone Camae: The Greek version of Camay soap.Rainbow: This will age sooo well, after she is too old for My Pretty Ponies and glittery stickers.Sunshine Neika: This really good Japanese camera that works well in bright sunlight.Vienna Susan: Guaranteed to be called Vienna Sausage.Berry: Barry is nice, but this looks fruity.Blakely Jason: Is this like Totally Pauly? Or Suddenly Susan?Carver John: He stalks the streets of London's Whitechapel, wielding his bloody knife... wait, is that somebody else?Casherre Irack Lee: Casherre: Sounds like a made-up girl's name. Irack: they're our enemies right now.Duke Reavis: Duke is a dumb name for a person. Tired on a dog.Forest Walker: And his sister Desert Hiker.Iran: Maybe he can be pitted in a steel-cage match with Casherre Irack Lee.Legend Xander Mckinnley: The one who is voted Most Forgotten at his high school reunion.Memphis Duke: a blues club?Tiler: He did the floor in our bathroom, I think.
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ROFL!
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Laughing my ass off :D
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