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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Acacia Kuulei Momi Lani: She gets a pass, as long as she is either a native Hawaiian or her parents have some knowledge of Hawaiian.
Acacea Grace: This one does *not* get a pass, because 1. the first name is misspelled 2. the mn is a filler and 3. no flow.
April Joy: Both are nice names. Together they sound like a cross between Joy dish detergent and April Fresh laundry products.
Avalon Elena: A mouthful and a half.
Azrael Salome: I thought Azrael was strictly a male name, and find it ugly for either. Salome is forever associated with a stripper who demanded a rather unreasonable tip for her performances.
Blythe Haven: Great name for a "nervous hospital."
Cllahan Francis: Looks like an entry in an Irish phone book: Callahan, Francis X. 555-6987."
Cassiopeia: Let's just hope all the kids don't call her cat's pee.
Cy Taylor: "My parents really wanted a boy that sounded like he played baseball way back a hundred years ago."
Dakotah Rhylee: Latest in Tryndee Letters: K, Y and now H.
Destiny Faith: Another attempt to sound devout.
Dillon Concetta: The combo manages to look like an herbal salad dressing.
Divinety Nevaeh: "Heavenly Fudge Candy Spelled Wrong" is the rough translation.
Emma Honey: Gag me! "emma, honey, please don't eat cat litter."
Eve Olivia: The Evil Livia strikes once more!
Fushia Jamison: They spelled it that way because they didn't want to take the chance of some kid or teacher mispronouncing the spelling fuchsia.
Ginger Rose: From Claiorl? Yankee Candle? Batha nd Bodyworks?
Harlyn Kasey: Harlot Kasey.
Honey Joliette: I cannot take seriously anybody that thinks Honey is a legitimate full first name.
Hudson Grace: Another big trend: giving a surname/masculine name and sticking Grace onto it to make it girly.
Issa Virginia: Is a virgin? No, she is not.
Lily Iris: Flowers are both nice, but not together.
Marley Rose: Marley was dead as a doornail. But then he ROSE!
Murphy Rose: Same problem as Hudson Grace.
Nairobi Sky: Don't they have those nice sightseeing airplane rides over Kenya?
Owen Caprice: Somebody promised us a Chevy for repayment of a debt. Now they're owin' a Caprice.
Poppy Melia: Lik phocomelia, only instead of having flippers for limbs, the limbs pop off.
Olive Carys: Green tooth decay.
Randi Rose: Remember Randy Rhoads, Ozzy's guitarist killed in a stupid and totally preventable plane crash? No? How about Randi Rose, the red-haired beauty that dances down at the Lusty Kitty?
Sagan Azure: Chances are fair to excellent the parents never heard of Carl Sagan.
Scarlet Seeley: A red ceiling? A red mattress?
Scarlett Rose: This is distressingly common now. Lipstick, anybody?
Scarlett Ruby Crimson: I'm seeing red.
Selby Precious: Sell, be precious. Mercenary!
Sierra Sequoia: California dreamin' leads to this nightmare.
Sydney James: "My parents wanted a blue-blooded eighty-year-old boy baby."
Summer Meadow: Once again, smells like the BTN Smells Like Teen Pregnancy Fragrance Collection.
Windsong: This really is perfume.
August Clyde: And how old is he? About 90? Who is named Clyde anymore?
Austin Ocean: Last I heard, Austin Texas was nowhere near the ocean.
Brackett Douglas: Brackett? Like a shelf?
Braydin Unique: The kin of unique you get from being named just anothe rmisspelling of Brayden *and* having a name almost exclusively given to girls, is not the kind of unique we should aspire to.
Ero Cuauhtemoc: Eros, from whence we get eroticism and erotica.
Haven Kami: So we have both a boy and girl named this. It works better on a girl. I mean, Kami?
Laney: So girly.
Mordecia Oblio Goodvibe: No, badvibe. And don't try to tell me "Goodvibe is an old Indian name."
Rawly Buckner: Buckner, raw!
Reef Henderson: Smoke much reefer?
Rocky Larry: Good god. Redneck inbred name supreme!
Roman Hieronimus: If they really were Roman, they'd know it's Hieronymus.
Solar Matthew: He's powered by the sun.
Steely Michael: Why not Dan?
Syris Stryphe: Misspelling Cyrus gets you serious strife.
Tiki Alvin: Tiki? Come on.
Tiki Jax: This sounds like some kind of weird game played in Hawaii with sticks and jacks.
Prada: Which the devil wears.
Goldie: Immigrant garment worker in NY circa 1920. Or golden retriever. Or generic name for goldfish.
Lazarus: He rose from the dead. That's really kind of creepy. Destined to be called Lazy Ass.
Acacea Grace: This one does *not* get a pass, because 1. the first name is misspelled 2. the mn is a filler and 3. no flow.
April Joy: Both are nice names. Together they sound like a cross between Joy dish detergent and April Fresh laundry products.
Avalon Elena: A mouthful and a half.
Azrael Salome: I thought Azrael was strictly a male name, and find it ugly for either. Salome is forever associated with a stripper who demanded a rather unreasonable tip for her performances.
Blythe Haven: Great name for a "nervous hospital."
Cllahan Francis: Looks like an entry in an Irish phone book: Callahan, Francis X. 555-6987."
Cassiopeia: Let's just hope all the kids don't call her cat's pee.
Cy Taylor: "My parents really wanted a boy that sounded like he played baseball way back a hundred years ago."
Dakotah Rhylee: Latest in Tryndee Letters: K, Y and now H.
Destiny Faith: Another attempt to sound devout.
Dillon Concetta: The combo manages to look like an herbal salad dressing.
Divinety Nevaeh: "Heavenly Fudge Candy Spelled Wrong" is the rough translation.
Emma Honey: Gag me! "emma, honey, please don't eat cat litter."
Eve Olivia: The Evil Livia strikes once more!
Fushia Jamison: They spelled it that way because they didn't want to take the chance of some kid or teacher mispronouncing the spelling fuchsia.
Ginger Rose: From Claiorl? Yankee Candle? Batha nd Bodyworks?
Harlyn Kasey: Harlot Kasey.
Honey Joliette: I cannot take seriously anybody that thinks Honey is a legitimate full first name.
Hudson Grace: Another big trend: giving a surname/masculine name and sticking Grace onto it to make it girly.
Issa Virginia: Is a virgin? No, she is not.
Lily Iris: Flowers are both nice, but not together.
Marley Rose: Marley was dead as a doornail. But then he ROSE!
Murphy Rose: Same problem as Hudson Grace.
Nairobi Sky: Don't they have those nice sightseeing airplane rides over Kenya?
Owen Caprice: Somebody promised us a Chevy for repayment of a debt. Now they're owin' a Caprice.
Poppy Melia: Lik phocomelia, only instead of having flippers for limbs, the limbs pop off.
Olive Carys: Green tooth decay.
Randi Rose: Remember Randy Rhoads, Ozzy's guitarist killed in a stupid and totally preventable plane crash? No? How about Randi Rose, the red-haired beauty that dances down at the Lusty Kitty?
Sagan Azure: Chances are fair to excellent the parents never heard of Carl Sagan.
Scarlet Seeley: A red ceiling? A red mattress?
Scarlett Rose: This is distressingly common now. Lipstick, anybody?
Scarlett Ruby Crimson: I'm seeing red.
Selby Precious: Sell, be precious. Mercenary!
Sierra Sequoia: California dreamin' leads to this nightmare.
Sydney James: "My parents wanted a blue-blooded eighty-year-old boy baby."
Summer Meadow: Once again, smells like the BTN Smells Like Teen Pregnancy Fragrance Collection.
Windsong: This really is perfume.
August Clyde: And how old is he? About 90? Who is named Clyde anymore?
Austin Ocean: Last I heard, Austin Texas was nowhere near the ocean.
Brackett Douglas: Brackett? Like a shelf?
Braydin Unique: The kin of unique you get from being named just anothe rmisspelling of Brayden *and* having a name almost exclusively given to girls, is not the kind of unique we should aspire to.
Ero Cuauhtemoc: Eros, from whence we get eroticism and erotica.
Haven Kami: So we have both a boy and girl named this. It works better on a girl. I mean, Kami?
Laney: So girly.
Mordecia Oblio Goodvibe: No, badvibe. And don't try to tell me "Goodvibe is an old Indian name."
Rawly Buckner: Buckner, raw!
Reef Henderson: Smoke much reefer?
Rocky Larry: Good god. Redneck inbred name supreme!
Roman Hieronimus: If they really were Roman, they'd know it's Hieronymus.
Solar Matthew: He's powered by the sun.
Steely Michael: Why not Dan?
Syris Stryphe: Misspelling Cyrus gets you serious strife.
Tiki Alvin: Tiki? Come on.
Tiki Jax: This sounds like some kind of weird game played in Hawaii with sticks and jacks.
Prada: Which the devil wears.
Goldie: Immigrant garment worker in NY circa 1920. Or golden retriever. Or generic name for goldfish.
Lazarus: He rose from the dead. That's really kind of creepy. Destined to be called Lazy Ass.
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