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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Oh. ... Interesting name.
You Think: God is mad at me again.

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And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: That's a nice name.
You Think: ... for a car.

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This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Cool name.
You Think: Greek letters? Meh... cool anyway.

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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Interesting.
You Think: I sort of like it.

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This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Oh.
You Think: Poor girl.

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This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Oh. Interesting name.
You Think: It is interesting...

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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Cool.
You Think: How do you pronounce it!!!

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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Cool. Impala. Nice name.
You Think: Impale a sedan? What?

Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Hey. How's life?
You Think: Ah, damn, I forgot to pay tribute to Poseidon again....

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And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: What up, Ford?
You Think: Well, everyone needs a little lovin' during a thunderstorm...and a car IS the safest place to be....

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This is Delta Eta.
You Say: *chokes in attempt to enunciate*
You Think: Those frat parties, man....

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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Yo, Ink-y!
You Think: I AM THE OCTOPUS MAN!

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This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hello, Kittie.
You Think: Meow!

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This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Good day, Dagan.
You Think: This is the LAST time I counsel troubled teens....

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This is Malibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hi, Mali.
You Think: They weren't sure where to have their honeymoon, so they had a kid instead.

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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hi, Impala!
You Think: People should keep their private business private!

This message was edited 7/5/2007, 3:27 PM

Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Hi, Celestial!
You Think: Celeste would be a good nn. The combo is pretty bad, but not the worst.

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And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello, Ford.
You Think: Car + natural disaster = name? I don't think so...that's awful. Hmmm...can't think of nickname.

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This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hello, Delta!
You Think: The middle name is pretty lame...you just take the first name, and get rid of the D & L. And who'd name their kid Delta? Hmmm... nn Elle or Ella?

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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello, Ink.
You Think: nn Bryn? How old the parents....? 13?

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This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hi, Kittie!
You Think: I hope Kittie is a nn. Katherine was fine, but no, they HAVE to spell it wrong. And the least they could do is spell Kittie correctly. That's like naming your kid Inke, or Neveah.

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This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello, Dagan.
You Think: Gore? What kind of a name is THAT? Eww... And Dagan...that's like that one staff in PSO...Ice Cold Dagan, I think.

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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hello, Maibu.
You Think: My boo? Heh. I hope they go by their mn...

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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hello, Impala.
You Think: nn Pala, I hope. That's an awful combo. A car? That's a really lame name, in my honest opinion.

Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Ooh, how interesting
You Think: Do you want God to smite this child?

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And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: OOh, cool.
You Think: A new car model?

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This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Cool, do you know Greek?
You Think: Named after your sorority?

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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Ink! Wow, I've never heard that one before!
You Think: . . . and for a good reason

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This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Aww, Kittie!
You Think: Wow, she was named after me . . . twice

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This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: How unique!
You Think: Sounds like a curse a Republican might have used during the 2000 election. Dagan Gore!

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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Ooh, I've never heard Maibu before. How did you choose it?
You Think: Why did you choose it?

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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Ooh, that's very interesting. Do you like cars?
You Think: Are you crazy?

Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Hello Celestial, how are you today?
You Think: Rage is awful

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And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello Ford
You Think: Poor boy, he better like cars

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This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hi Delta
You Think: Huh? Greek parents who want to teach him (yeah, sounds masculine) the alphabet?

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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello Ink...
You Think: I need to take note of his name... I hope he lends me his pen

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This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hi Kit
You Think: Kitty-Cat haha miaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello Dagan
You Think: Too bad... samurai + Al Gore

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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hello Mai
You Think: Not too bad but Cheyenne is awful and masculine

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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: He...hello Impala
You Think: Is he Ford Lightning's twin?

This message was edited 7/5/2007, 7:47 AM

Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Celestial! Like Stars, how cute!
You Think: The stars are mad at me? =\

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And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Ford is a strong name for a boy!
You Think: At least it's not Grease...

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This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hi Delta!
You Think: Actually, not too bad! A bit Airline-y, though!

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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hi Ink! Do you like to go by Ink or Brinley?
You Think: Ink? Get ready to be called Squid, my young friend.

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This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: What a sweet name.
You Think: Kittie is a nickname of Catherine... Interesting!

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This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: *Big Smile* Hi! (Can't actually bring self to say the name out loud)
You Think: Oh wow. That's just bad. Dagan... Odd. Gore brings to mind either guts or Al.

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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hi Maibu! Do you like to go by Mai?
You Think: Malibu would maybe have been better...

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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hi Impala... When do you get your license?
You Think: Impale a Sedan... Let's hope this kid never gets into a car crash!

Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Erm, Hello
You Think: Celestial is a GP of mine, Rage is too much!

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And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello Ford
You Think: It makes me laugh when I think of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

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This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hello Delta
You Think: What gender is he (she?)

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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello Ink
You Think: *Giggles* Ink has such a funny sound, and Brinley sounds awful!

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This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hello Kittie
You Think: Hello Kittie? Why not just name her Catheryn and call her Kittie?

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This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello Dagan
You Think: I know a little boy Daegan. Gore is awful!

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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Maibu?
You Think: Not even Malibu?

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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hello-- Wait a minute, what did you say your name is?
You Think: Impala is not only a car, but a gazelle like animal. Sedan-- yuck to the whole name!