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Help[Opinions] I cannot believe i read through all of these (m)
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
I am starting to really have a bad feeling about the future of humankind. Illicit? Star Fabulous?
Aftyn: Side effects include blurred vision, dizzinezz or loss of potency in males.
Alecktra: Side effects are the same as Aftyn plus sarcasm and an unnatural attraction to one's father.
Alpha: He's the alpha male.
Alyric: Meaning: without lyric.
Andersyn: That syn ending is so stripperish.
Apple: So all the kids can call him the Fruit.
August King: But come September he isn't King anymore.
Beckham: Moronic pretty-boy soccer player.
Bston: Now all I hear when seeing this name, besides an annoying Kennedy-esque accent, is Eliora's dog.
California Jane: The terror of the west!
Camden Zaire: It's a long way from Jersey to Africa.
Cetcher: What on earth is that?
Colt: And his sister Heifer.
Cutter: *drones* Cutter Slasher Ripper Sniper Strangler Basher...
Dream: A bad dream.
Dynver: Annoying nasal-voiced teenage girl witha Western fetish.
Fountaine: They named him this after they observed him lying on his back and peeing straight up in the air.
Grizzly: Oh my dear god! They did not!
Hawk: Mean-eyed bird that carries off little chickens. What an old man does to clear his throat.
Heaven Lee Angel: Screams Trailer Trash.
Heavenley Skhi: But not as loudly as this one screams it. It also screams the parents were Skhi Hye.
Illicit: Why make it so obvious the parents cannot read? They might as well have named her Bastard.
Kreed: Rotten band, rotten spelling.
Lucky: No he is very unlucky because his name sounds as though he was picked out of a cage at the SPCA.
Oakli Rae/Oakley Jade/Oakley Kaylynn: Oakley has always struck me as a dog's name.
Peace: And everybody wants a piece of Peace.
Nazareth: death-metal band.
Rainbow: My Pretty Pony fans will love her. Fundie gay-bashers will not.
Rooke: Vanna wouldn't sell thema b.
Saint: First arrest at age nine for attacking social worker with butcher knife.
Shadow: My stepfather's black cat.
Sir: Another alleged name that screams Trailer Trash.
Sayphyre Unique: Oh, is that their yooneeke way of saying Sapphire?
Talon: aka Toenail.
Tripp: what the parents were on. What the other kids will try to do to him.
Trooper: SuperTrooperPooperScooper. (Thanks, Phillip!)
Dakota and Brooklyn: spin the globe, shut your eyes and let your finger fall where it may.
A'million: Bet the first name, unlisted, was 1-inna.
Cord: And his sibs Rope, String and Tyrone Shoelaces. (Thanks, Cheech and Chong.)
Divine: Fat drag queen.
Iceland: "My parents wanted to opena skating rink."
P'haris: What is with the obsession with Paris?
Skyy: vodka
Alexiseen: It's this new material from Du Pont, they use it to make Lexuses.
And Lynn Fredericka: didn't their teacher ever tell them not to ever start sentences with And?
Angel Nevaeh: Ick, sounds like a name you'd give a stillbirth when you hadn't decided on a real name.
Aqua Natalee: Phillip has just made a terribly rude and tasteless Natalee Holloway crack, involving the ocean.
Arieun Faith N'jiah Royal: The first name looks like a butchered version of Aryan. The first two names therefore have a strong whiff of White Supremacy about them, which makes the last two names even odder.
Bellmary Virgen: I can't even touch that one.
Beyonce Angelina: Celebrity worship is bad enough, but to use the name of one celebrity whose hair looked like it was half-done, and another who is just plain ugly, annoying and weird?
Lucke: Another one from the Pound.
Calisity: And what's that? The condition of being callous?
Diamond Alizae: nothin like jewels and liquor to get this girl to put out.
Ebony Angalique: And I bet they insist the mn is pronounced witha j sound. Defying all the laws of the English language.
Eden Genesis: We know that.
Evian Trinity: AKA Holy Water.
Extasty Alazay: The Alizae used to be good, but now it's ex-tasty. Parents were clearly so stoned they forgot how to say Ecstasy, much less spell it.
Gypsy Rayne: The next Gypsy Rose Lee
India Rose: This new wall paint all the trashy parents are painting little girls' rooms.
Joy Love: Joy is so nice, why ruin it?
Kenverly: WASP wannabe.
Marlee Bee: Spelling Bee, Quilting Bee, now this.
Mixtly Mettzalli: I assume she's Mexican and the names mean something Aztec or something, but it's still awful.
Nevaeh Lee Promise Angel: She still squats down to pee just like any other person.
Precious Destiny: And she still has wax in her ears like other kids.
Ryder; Truck name. Porn star name. Male name.
Sage Lamattina: With clams or chicken?
Shadow Marie: Yeah, cause if you don't Shadow Marie, she will steal anything that isn't nailed down.
Serenity Savanna Rose: Scented feminine hygiene products.
Sierra Sky: the blue wall paint trashy parents paint their sons' rooms in.
Sincerity Faith: AKA the Hypocrite.
Star Fabulous: Guaranteed to grow up to be 350 pounds, have gold teeth and homemade tattoos.
Chayanne: If you must use Cheyenne on a boy, at least spell it right. This looks like Shay Anne.
Jkob: Vanna is being awful stingy with the vowels, isn't she?
J'lyn Ahmad: Girly kre8yv name meets aggressively masculine aggressively Islamic name. With ugly results.
Joby Joel: Named by his giggling four-year-old sister.
Jodie: This is so girly.
Nevaeh: Jesus H. Christ! They're using it for boys too! *covers head and cringes*
Parker Oakes: "Upscale housing for active adults."
Peyton Lane: "Affordable housing for families in transition."
Rhythm: They tried to rely on rhythm but had this kid anyway.
Aftyn: Side effects include blurred vision, dizzinezz or loss of potency in males.
Alecktra: Side effects are the same as Aftyn plus sarcasm and an unnatural attraction to one's father.
Alpha: He's the alpha male.
Alyric: Meaning: without lyric.
Andersyn: That syn ending is so stripperish.
Apple: So all the kids can call him the Fruit.
August King: But come September he isn't King anymore.
Beckham: Moronic pretty-boy soccer player.
Bston: Now all I hear when seeing this name, besides an annoying Kennedy-esque accent, is Eliora's dog.
California Jane: The terror of the west!
Camden Zaire: It's a long way from Jersey to Africa.
Cetcher: What on earth is that?
Colt: And his sister Heifer.
Cutter: *drones* Cutter Slasher Ripper Sniper Strangler Basher...
Dream: A bad dream.
Dynver: Annoying nasal-voiced teenage girl witha Western fetish.
Fountaine: They named him this after they observed him lying on his back and peeing straight up in the air.
Grizzly: Oh my dear god! They did not!
Hawk: Mean-eyed bird that carries off little chickens. What an old man does to clear his throat.
Heaven Lee Angel: Screams Trailer Trash.
Heavenley Skhi: But not as loudly as this one screams it. It also screams the parents were Skhi Hye.
Illicit: Why make it so obvious the parents cannot read? They might as well have named her Bastard.
Kreed: Rotten band, rotten spelling.
Lucky: No he is very unlucky because his name sounds as though he was picked out of a cage at the SPCA.
Oakli Rae/Oakley Jade/Oakley Kaylynn: Oakley has always struck me as a dog's name.
Peace: And everybody wants a piece of Peace.
Nazareth: death-metal band.
Rainbow: My Pretty Pony fans will love her. Fundie gay-bashers will not.
Rooke: Vanna wouldn't sell thema b.
Saint: First arrest at age nine for attacking social worker with butcher knife.
Shadow: My stepfather's black cat.
Sir: Another alleged name that screams Trailer Trash.
Sayphyre Unique: Oh, is that their yooneeke way of saying Sapphire?
Talon: aka Toenail.
Tripp: what the parents were on. What the other kids will try to do to him.
Trooper: SuperTrooperPooperScooper. (Thanks, Phillip!)
Dakota and Brooklyn: spin the globe, shut your eyes and let your finger fall where it may.
A'million: Bet the first name, unlisted, was 1-inna.
Cord: And his sibs Rope, String and Tyrone Shoelaces. (Thanks, Cheech and Chong.)
Divine: Fat drag queen.
Iceland: "My parents wanted to opena skating rink."
P'haris: What is with the obsession with Paris?
Skyy: vodka
Alexiseen: It's this new material from Du Pont, they use it to make Lexuses.
And Lynn Fredericka: didn't their teacher ever tell them not to ever start sentences with And?
Angel Nevaeh: Ick, sounds like a name you'd give a stillbirth when you hadn't decided on a real name.
Aqua Natalee: Phillip has just made a terribly rude and tasteless Natalee Holloway crack, involving the ocean.
Arieun Faith N'jiah Royal: The first name looks like a butchered version of Aryan. The first two names therefore have a strong whiff of White Supremacy about them, which makes the last two names even odder.
Bellmary Virgen: I can't even touch that one.
Beyonce Angelina: Celebrity worship is bad enough, but to use the name of one celebrity whose hair looked like it was half-done, and another who is just plain ugly, annoying and weird?
Lucke: Another one from the Pound.
Calisity: And what's that? The condition of being callous?
Diamond Alizae: nothin like jewels and liquor to get this girl to put out.
Ebony Angalique: And I bet they insist the mn is pronounced witha j sound. Defying all the laws of the English language.
Eden Genesis: We know that.
Evian Trinity: AKA Holy Water.
Extasty Alazay: The Alizae used to be good, but now it's ex-tasty. Parents were clearly so stoned they forgot how to say Ecstasy, much less spell it.
Gypsy Rayne: The next Gypsy Rose Lee
India Rose: This new wall paint all the trashy parents are painting little girls' rooms.
Joy Love: Joy is so nice, why ruin it?
Kenverly: WASP wannabe.
Marlee Bee: Spelling Bee, Quilting Bee, now this.
Mixtly Mettzalli: I assume she's Mexican and the names mean something Aztec or something, but it's still awful.
Nevaeh Lee Promise Angel: She still squats down to pee just like any other person.
Precious Destiny: And she still has wax in her ears like other kids.
Ryder; Truck name. Porn star name. Male name.
Sage Lamattina: With clams or chicken?
Shadow Marie: Yeah, cause if you don't Shadow Marie, she will steal anything that isn't nailed down.
Serenity Savanna Rose: Scented feminine hygiene products.
Sierra Sky: the blue wall paint trashy parents paint their sons' rooms in.
Sincerity Faith: AKA the Hypocrite.
Star Fabulous: Guaranteed to grow up to be 350 pounds, have gold teeth and homemade tattoos.
Chayanne: If you must use Cheyenne on a boy, at least spell it right. This looks like Shay Anne.
Jkob: Vanna is being awful stingy with the vowels, isn't she?
J'lyn Ahmad: Girly kre8yv name meets aggressively masculine aggressively Islamic name. With ugly results.
Joby Joel: Named by his giggling four-year-old sister.
Jodie: This is so girly.
Nevaeh: Jesus H. Christ! They're using it for boys too! *covers head and cringes*
Parker Oakes: "Upscale housing for active adults."
Peyton Lane: "Affordable housing for families in transition."
Rhythm: They tried to rely on rhythm but had this kid anyway.
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