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People are naming their children Seven? Really? I guess if a joke from Splash can become one of the most popular names in the country, a joke from Seinfeld is fair game as well.

Say that you're kidding! Most of those "names" just scream KILL ME. (Paryis Diont'Jhah I'Eonia? What the hell?)

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Few I like:

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October (for a girl!)
Marie
Chase (as a mn for a boy)
Claire
Crescent Rain
Juniper
Martin
Patricia
Jean
Piper Phoenix

I like:

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Marie (mn)
Chase (b)
Claire (mn)
Rain (mn)
Anthony
Adam
Jade (g)
Phoenix (b)

Aden October -Okay, I'm scaring myself: I kind of like October! I prefer the Aiden spelling.
Asia Aniya -Too many A's!
Azland Jax -Oh, wow, so trendy! I like Aslan, but this is a tragedy.
Bentley Marie -Bentley? She'll be bent out of shape from teasing! Pun intended, pardon.
Chase Claire -Mismatched, imo.
Chyna Alexandria -I actually like China, but Alexandria is nms.
Creole Jaquette - The mn sounds like "jacket", and Creole reminds me of Crayola.
Crescent Rain -Um, interesting. Kinda wordy, imo.
Diva Symone? -Diva? That's a name to live up to! And the Y in Simone is, um, beyond words.
Dusti Rose -I actually like Dusty, but with an I it looks trashy.
Garner Anthony -Okay, I guess.
Harper Adam -I like Adam, but prefer Harper on a girl.
Jade Cohen -Jade has yet to grow on me for a boy.
Juniper Blue Star -Sounds like five-year-old big sister named this one.
Justice Martin -I'm not sure I like Justice, but Martin is nice :)
Kirklyn Patricia -Kirklyn looks nice, but sounds weird; Patricia kinda works with it, though.
Kyrome Jerome -Too rhymey!
Malaysia Monet -Um, could grow on me, but as seperates.

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I like:
Marie
Claire
Alexandria (prefer Alexandra)
Rain (major GP)
Symone only spelled Simone
Rose
Anthony
Adam
Juniper as a MN
Violet

Aden October: Ate in October? Aidin' October?

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Azland Jax: The Azland Jax, a quirky paintball team from Azland...

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Bentley Marie: Ouch, a WASP just stung me!

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Chase Claire: Another one! And it's chasing Claire all over the place.

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Creole Jaquette: Oh, it's delicious! Especially with extra rice!

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Crescent Rain: Surreal, dude! The nurse gets a gold star for talking them out of Crescent Moon.

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Diva Symone: A stripper, and a spoiled, snooty one at that.

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Dusti Rose: Mom's wedding colors, if she'd had a wedding.

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Garner Anthony: Trying to Ggarner Anthony's support is not easy.

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Jumpier Blue Star: Some really nasty brand of gin favored by winos?

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Kirklyn Patricia: The WASPs are getting awfully thick around here.

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Kyrome Jerome: I've heard people say "Let's go home, Jerome" for fun, but this is even worse.

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Malaysia Monet: How a country in Asia and a painter add up to such a trashy sounding name I'll never know.

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McCall Nicanora: What the hell is Nicanora?

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Paryis Diont'Jhah I'eonia: If we have a category for Pretentious White Names, there shold be one for Pretentious Black Names, and this monstrosity should be the first name i it.

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Pebeels: As if Pebbles wasn't stupid enough.

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Piper Phoenix: I'm positive this is an airplane. The type that can crash and burn and then rise up again.

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Seven Odarreon: Seven-day deodorant?

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Stirling Campbell: And his last name is Alvarez or Abramowitz or Patel.

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Syre Xavier: Yes, who did sire Xavier?

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Triton Kazuhisa: The only living Japanese kamikaze pilot?

I like:
Asia
Alexandria
Rose
Violet

I like:

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Aden October
Aniya
Claire
Alexandria
Rain
Symone
Jade Cohen
Syre Xavier

Aden October [b] - I hate to admit it but I'd quite like it on a girl
Asia Aniya - I love Asia, but Aniya looks weird
Azland Jax - horrible
Bentley Marie - a car name AND a filler mn, great :-(
Chase Claire - Chase is bad on a girl, but Claire is fine
Chyna Alexandria - China would have been a lot better
Creole Jaquette - looks a sounds like some clothing item
Crescent Rain [g] - too much
Diva Symone - stripper name + misspelled name = awful combo
Dusti Rose - horse name
Garner Anthony - Anthony is nice
Harper Adam - like it
Jade Cohen [b] - Jade's a girl name
Juniper Blue Star [g] - again horse name or something
Justice Martin - hate Justice
Kirklyn Patricia - why do people always have to ruin a decent name like Patricia by paring it up with something awfully tryndee?
Kyrome Jerome - how cut, it rhymes (sarcasm of course)
Malaysia Monet - terrible combo
McCall Nicanora [g] - McCall? That's not even a surname as far as I know
Montana Jean - lovely
Paryis Diont'Jhah I'Eonia [g] - kree8tif chaos
Pebeels - sorry?
Piper Phoenix [g] - nms, but okay
Seven Odarreon [g] - reminds me of Star Trek and the mn is plain weird
Stirling Campbell - too surnamy
Syre Xavier - hate Syre
Triton Kazuhisa - awful and crazy
Violet McGlinn - again ruining a nice name

I'd Use:

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I'D USE:
October [g]
Marie
Rain [g]
Rose
Jade [b]
Star [g]
Paryis - Paris [e]
Phoenix [g]
Seven [e]

I like:
Garnet Anthony
Justice Martin
Piper Phoenix [g]
Stirling Campbell

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OTOH:
Paryis Diont'Jhah I'Eonia [g] - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pebeels - huh?