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Help[Games] I'm in a silly mood.
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DH: Alphonse Patricio Horace Leonardo Bonk
DW: Emma Tippins
Simon Francis Benedict (15)
Verena Maria Cecilia (12)
Rainmelon Cloudshine Thomas Bigbug Naked-Heart Sunweeping Tree Bongsmoker Alfie Pegasus McGovern Renualdo Woodstock of Ulm(10) "Tom"
Adele Constanze Minerva (9) "Della"
Haruki Osamu Hideki (9)
Ivan Ludwig Amadeus (6)
Agafya Katerina Svetlana (5) "Aggie"
Lenora Octavia Therese (3)
Avarie Skiigh (2)
Milo Rudoloph Nikodemos (0)
Alphonse Bonk was born Alphonse von Banchk to a family of lesser nobility in Western Liador, a few years before the revolution. He met and married Emma Tippins while he was in college studying to be a Latin professor. Emma Tippins is a beautiful Slavic vixen with long flowing hair and wonderful skills at everything, she was also the smartest person in the room at all times. Alphonse is still a Latin professor, while Emma writes books, gives speeches, teaches history, and plays a mean viola, depending on her fancy.
Simon is a tall, idealistic young man, with light hair and light eyes, both of indeterminable color, but on his driver's license it says "blonde" and "gray." He has a long, handsome face. He is very kind and quiet and wise, and everyone he meets is drawn towards him. He doesn't play many sports, but makes good grades and is an excellent writer. His teachers are all struck by his remarkable insight into the human soul.
Verena insists on wearing fancy dresses every day. Her dark hair is short and curls tightly around her round, pale face, out of which her dark brown eyes shine like chestnut moons, but darker than chestnuts. Chocolate moons. Marble moons. Something. Definitely moons though. Her skin is pale and lovely, and her room is covered in beautiful ornate mirrors. She has friends over every afternoon for tea and crumpets, and plays piano very well. She has voiced disdain for the revolution several times. Her nose turns up and her lips are round and prim. She's very beautiful.
Tom is very loud. He plays soccer and will burp the alphabet if you give him a quarter. He's redheaded and freckled, and enjoys reading when he's not burping or kicking things. As a matter of fact, he's really into Proust. He likes Yeats as far as poetry goes, although he's getting more into the modernists as of late. Surprisingly enough, he does terribly in English. "I HATE THIS STUPID BOOK!" he roars in response to such fascinating volumes of Susie and Fred and the Terrible Teacher, and throws it down and refuses to read or answer questions.
Della doesn't have many friends. She likes to go outside the house and sit in the forest, listening to the quiet chirps of the birds and rustle of the wind through the trees. Sometimes she likes to sing a lighthearted song and pretend she is a beautiful fairy! She likes to draw pictures of the trees, and she doesn't talk very much. She's failing math.
Haruki eats /everything./ Bugs, mice, toenail clippings, anything he can get his hands on. He spends most of his time in and out of the hospital, getting silverware taken out of his stomach. They tried to teach him to play violin, but he ate all the violins they gave him. "Maybe it's for attention," Alphonse said once, and since then the entire family has been ignoring him. So now they just pay the hospital bills.
Ivan Ludwig Amadeus thinks everything is quite funny. He switches bottles around and hides keys. Yanks dogs' tails and Verena's hair. Laughs long and loud when Tom burps or Haruki eats. He has blond hair that will turn dark later, and bright blue eyes that will turn gray later. He's missing his front teeth.
The next three are all the same. Milo is an ugly purple wrinkly baby who wriggles and grunts all the time. The end.
DW: Emma Tippins
Simon Francis Benedict (15)
Verena Maria Cecilia (12)
Rainmelon Cloudshine Thomas Bigbug Naked-Heart Sunweeping Tree Bongsmoker Alfie Pegasus McGovern Renualdo Woodstock of Ulm(10) "Tom"
Adele Constanze Minerva (9) "Della"
Haruki Osamu Hideki (9)
Ivan Ludwig Amadeus (6)
Agafya Katerina Svetlana (5) "Aggie"
Lenora Octavia Therese (3)
Avarie Skiigh (2)
Milo Rudoloph Nikodemos (0)
Alphonse Bonk was born Alphonse von Banchk to a family of lesser nobility in Western Liador, a few years before the revolution. He met and married Emma Tippins while he was in college studying to be a Latin professor. Emma Tippins is a beautiful Slavic vixen with long flowing hair and wonderful skills at everything, she was also the smartest person in the room at all times. Alphonse is still a Latin professor, while Emma writes books, gives speeches, teaches history, and plays a mean viola, depending on her fancy.
Simon is a tall, idealistic young man, with light hair and light eyes, both of indeterminable color, but on his driver's license it says "blonde" and "gray." He has a long, handsome face. He is very kind and quiet and wise, and everyone he meets is drawn towards him. He doesn't play many sports, but makes good grades and is an excellent writer. His teachers are all struck by his remarkable insight into the human soul.
Verena insists on wearing fancy dresses every day. Her dark hair is short and curls tightly around her round, pale face, out of which her dark brown eyes shine like chestnut moons, but darker than chestnuts. Chocolate moons. Marble moons. Something. Definitely moons though. Her skin is pale and lovely, and her room is covered in beautiful ornate mirrors. She has friends over every afternoon for tea and crumpets, and plays piano very well. She has voiced disdain for the revolution several times. Her nose turns up and her lips are round and prim. She's very beautiful.
Tom is very loud. He plays soccer and will burp the alphabet if you give him a quarter. He's redheaded and freckled, and enjoys reading when he's not burping or kicking things. As a matter of fact, he's really into Proust. He likes Yeats as far as poetry goes, although he's getting more into the modernists as of late. Surprisingly enough, he does terribly in English. "I HATE THIS STUPID BOOK!" he roars in response to such fascinating volumes of Susie and Fred and the Terrible Teacher, and throws it down and refuses to read or answer questions.
Della doesn't have many friends. She likes to go outside the house and sit in the forest, listening to the quiet chirps of the birds and rustle of the wind through the trees. Sometimes she likes to sing a lighthearted song and pretend she is a beautiful fairy! She likes to draw pictures of the trees, and she doesn't talk very much. She's failing math.
Haruki eats /everything./ Bugs, mice, toenail clippings, anything he can get his hands on. He spends most of his time in and out of the hospital, getting silverware taken out of his stomach. They tried to teach him to play violin, but he ate all the violins they gave him. "Maybe it's for attention," Alphonse said once, and since then the entire family has been ignoring him. So now they just pay the hospital bills.
Ivan Ludwig Amadeus thinks everything is quite funny. He switches bottles around and hides keys. Yanks dogs' tails and Verena's hair. Laughs long and loud when Tom burps or Haruki eats. He has blond hair that will turn dark later, and bright blue eyes that will turn gray later. He's missing his front teeth.
The next three are all the same. Milo is an ugly purple wrinkly baby who wriggles and grunts all the time. The end.
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