[Opinions] Hawaiin BA's
This is from last year, I decided to look back at the weird names, and WOW, I forgot there were a lot of bad ones! Here's what I found.
Chai
Breezy
Kanoe
Ginger
Zion
Prince
Camden
Titan
Starla
Hudson
Rhyett
Miracle
Sage
Reyn
Canaan
Blaze / Baize / Blaiz / Blayze x 7
Savannah
Skye
Houston
Memphis
Tahoe
Humble
Castle
Nala
Jett
Placido
Rayce
Dream
Princess
Rain
Kholt
Steele
Chasity
Raiden x 3
Precious
Shadow
Applee
Chance
Misty
Brooklyn x 2
Trinity
Rocky
Pr
Pryde
Prudence
Lennox
Hazel
Teal
Serenity x 2
Blessing
Kansas
Azure
Abcde
Phoenix x 2
Jade
Oshean
Honey
Cyth
Sky
Brixx
Paizley
Cherish
Hope
Briseis
Daisy
Denim
Senturi
Rapshody
Misty-Blue
Pearl-Lynn
Destiny Shalet
London
Rich-Lynn
Jerycho
Jubilee
King
Rayne
Suddn
Judea
Sunnie
Shyne
Hudson-Knight
Patience / Pasiance x 2
Patience Cream
Raynebow
Chase x 2
Sailine
Cupidaris
Bodhi
Secrett-Lee
Atreyu
Rieway
Achillies
Reno
Chai
Breezy
Kanoe
Ginger
Zion
Prince
Camden
Titan
Starla
Hudson
Rhyett
Miracle
Sage
Reyn
Canaan
Blaze / Baize / Blaiz / Blayze x 7
Savannah
Skye
Houston
Memphis
Tahoe
Humble
Castle
Nala
Jett
Placido
Rayce
Dream
Princess
Rain
Kholt
Steele
Chasity
Raiden x 3
Precious
Shadow
Applee
Chance
Misty
Brooklyn x 2
Trinity
Rocky
Pr
Pryde
Prudence
Lennox
Hazel
Teal
Serenity x 2
Blessing
Kansas
Azure
Abcde
Phoenix x 2
Jade
Oshean
Honey
Cyth
Sky
Brixx
Paizley
Cherish
Hope
Briseis
Daisy
Denim
Senturi
Rapshody
Misty-Blue
Pearl-Lynn
Destiny Shalet
London
Rich-Lynn
Jerycho
Jubilee
King
Rayne
Suddn
Judea
Sunnie
Shyne
Hudson-Knight
Patience / Pasiance x 2
Patience Cream
Raynebow
Chase x 2
Sailine
Cupidaris
Bodhi
Secrett-Lee
Atreyu
Rieway
Achillies
Reno
Replies
Hawaii always has the highest concentration of weird trendy names. I don't know how many Zaydens I came across on there. Ugh... I don't really enjoy any of the names, though I would love Atreyu if it wasn't created.
Patience Cream
sounds like a treatment for erectile disfunction.
sounds like a treatment for erectile disfunction.
Naming your child "Cream" is just not right on so many levels
Ditto
Hawaii can be cut a little slack...
Since a lot of the names we'd usually call weirdare legit Hawaiian names used by Hawaiian parents. But they're not totally off the hook...
Breezy: This always sounds like a room freshener or a fabric softener.
Kanoe: Good thing it's in Hawaii, or I'd think it was Canoe.
Titan: Clash of? Also, tighten or tigh 'n' jokes await him in high school.
Starla: Hell Yeah! Somebody has my name!
Rhyett: Sounds or looks like vomiting. Which is only slightly worse than it being kre8yv for Riot.
Reyn: That really looks incomplete without an A on the end.
Blaze: Blaze Starr the stripper comes to mind. (Her real name was Fanny Belle Felming, which is no better.) Or a horse.
Arahoe: That's not Hawaiian, because that language has no r in it. Looks like Arapahoe but got chopped up some.
Humble: It worked to save Wilbur's bacon, but a kid named Humble is likely to to end up a very conceited, smarmy kind of kid. Also, if she's a girl, jokes about "eating Humble pie" will not be funny.
Castle; We've run through every royal title we can dig up, now we move on to the common nouns. What's next? Throne?
Rayce: Race? Or racy?
Kholt: Trendoids, meet the Kre8yvs, with ugly results.
Steele: Can't help but thinking of this as a porn star's name.
Chasity: railer Trash Name Hall of Shame.
Shadow: My stepfather's black cat is named this. I don't see why a person would use this. There was Shadoe Stevens, who took over AT40 for Casey Kasem, but he gave that to himself, said it was an Indian word.
Applee: Not quite an Apple, but Applee?
Rocky: Said it a million and one times, this is a dog's name, or a name that has to be earned.
Pryde: Goes before a Phall.
Kansas: Of all the states to name after, when you live in beautiful Hawaii.
Abcde: I don't want to hear anything about how this is a legit Arabic name. Bull... It's just dumb.
Oshean: I'm tempted to say this "oh Sean."
Honey: Makes me sick to even hear it asa nn.
Since a lot of the names we'd usually call weirdare legit Hawaiian names used by Hawaiian parents. But they're not totally off the hook...
Breezy: This always sounds like a room freshener or a fabric softener.
Kanoe: Good thing it's in Hawaii, or I'd think it was Canoe.
Titan: Clash of? Also, tighten or tigh 'n' jokes await him in high school.
Starla: Hell Yeah! Somebody has my name!
Rhyett: Sounds or looks like vomiting. Which is only slightly worse than it being kre8yv for Riot.
Reyn: That really looks incomplete without an A on the end.
Blaze: Blaze Starr the stripper comes to mind. (Her real name was Fanny Belle Felming, which is no better.) Or a horse.
Arahoe: That's not Hawaiian, because that language has no r in it. Looks like Arapahoe but got chopped up some.
Humble: It worked to save Wilbur's bacon, but a kid named Humble is likely to to end up a very conceited, smarmy kind of kid. Also, if she's a girl, jokes about "eating Humble pie" will not be funny.
Castle; We've run through every royal title we can dig up, now we move on to the common nouns. What's next? Throne?
Rayce: Race? Or racy?
Kholt: Trendoids, meet the Kre8yvs, with ugly results.
Steele: Can't help but thinking of this as a porn star's name.
Chasity: railer Trash Name Hall of Shame.
Shadow: My stepfather's black cat is named this. I don't see why a person would use this. There was Shadoe Stevens, who took over AT40 for Casey Kasem, but he gave that to himself, said it was an Indian word.
Applee: Not quite an Apple, but Applee?
Rocky: Said it a million and one times, this is a dog's name, or a name that has to be earned.
Pryde: Goes before a Phall.
Kansas: Of all the states to name after, when you live in beautiful Hawaii.
Abcde: I don't want to hear anything about how this is a legit Arabic name. Bull... It's just dumb.
Oshean: I'm tempted to say this "oh Sean."
Honey: Makes me sick to even hear it asa nn.
Thank you! I saw Oshean, and I was thinking "'Oh-sheen?' What are they even trying for here?" Then I read your post and sounded out "Oh Sean" in my mind and realized they meant Ocean!
I love these [put my fave spellings]:
Sage
Canaan
Blaze
Savannah
Dream
Rain
Brooklyn
Azure
Phoenix
Jade
Ocean
Sky
Hope
London
Jericho
Jubilee
Judea
Rainbow
Bodhi
I like these:
Breezy - prefer Breeze
Camden
Hudson
Rhyett - Rhett
Memphis
Nala
Misty
Serenity
Blessing
Paizley - Paisley
Briseis
Knight
Chase
Secrett - Secret
GPs:
Chai
Castle
Raiden
Trinity
Teal
Honey
Senturi - Century
Rapshody
Destiny
Sunni
Shyne - Shine
Atreyu
Reno
Sage
Canaan
Blaze
Savannah
Dream
Rain
Brooklyn
Azure
Phoenix
Jade
Ocean
Sky
Hope
London
Jericho
Jubilee
Judea
Rainbow
Bodhi
I like these:
Breezy - prefer Breeze
Camden
Hudson
Rhyett - Rhett
Memphis
Nala
Misty
Serenity
Blessing
Paizley - Paisley
Briseis
Knight
Chase
Secrett - Secret
GPs:
Chai
Castle
Raiden
Trinity
Teal
Honey
Senturi - Century
Rapshody
Destiny
Sunni
Shyne - Shine
Atreyu
Reno