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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Willow Theron: Willow is very nice, but Theron just doesn't do it.
Zion Jael Janaiya: Best I can make out is Janaiya has been thrown into a Zionist jail.
Ja'Psyleighya Unique Lasha: Yeah, it's certainly unique. I'd say that first name is the worst kre8yv spelling I've seen all week, except I can't imagine what it's supposed to be kre8yv-speak for. Don't even try to get me to pronounce it.
Elliott Susan: Ha ha, I worked with a very nice lady named Susan Elliott I think I like her name much better than this.
Melody Yumi: No flow.
Normalis: This sounds straight out of a scientific-names-for-plants-or-diseases book. "The Korean Barfleberry (apologies to that guy who wrote "The Corrections" I'm ripping off a fruit he invented) also known as Fruitus Normalis Officialensis..."
April Green: April is lovely, but as Kermit says "It's not easy being Greene." And the combo sounds like something I might have spread on our lawn every spring to help it revive.
Clementine: All I can think of is that poor unfortunate miner's daughter who drowned feeding the ducks.
Crimson: "My mommy is a goth girl who likes cutting herself to see the blood. Wanna come play at my house?"
Hayden Jade: I'm hatin' Jade all right.
Berklie Lynn-Marie: Roger and Muffy Meet the Trailer Park People!
Jordis Rose: Remember Jordache jeans? Now embroider a big old red rose on the butt and see how it looks.
Eilis Violet: The flow is just off.
Pisila Venus: Possibly also in the same book where they found Normalis? And the piss jokes and penis jokes are not going to be very funny.Don't even get me started on Elenoa Tutau. I'm hoping it's some ethnic name...
Journey Thunder: The was a band called New York Dolls and one of the members was Johnny Thunder. Journey Thunder is fearsomely similar.
Grey: a non-color, and a non-name.
Creed: Stupid band, stupid name.
Judas Mark: Is there some crucifixion symbolism here?
Buddy Cobain: What's with the obsession with nineties and before bands? What's to admire about Kurt Cobain? He was a no-talent who got lucky, married a psycho and did enough drugs to keep half of Seattle high for a year. Now he's dead. And Buddy? That's my cat's name! It's not a name a respectable adult man uses! (Unless of course you have a werid crazy name like Ira Libby)
Israel Zion: For the last damn time, Zionism has been classified by the UN as a terorist organization! (I think, anyway, I may have to look it up)
Elisha: Fine old Bible name, but he'll feel a bit awkward with all the Alicia/Alishas in school.
Asher Alleluia: Whoa, that's a BIG sneeze there!
Dorcas Njeri: And NO kid is EVER going to come up with a rude comment about "dork ass" is he?
Thackary Izeyha: Poor kid. His mom's got a lisp and she can't read either.
Tru Kyen: Jammed Typewriter Names Unlimited, opening near you!
True Lee: Gag. How about Awful Lee and Terrib Leigh? There's a good reason why they say that two-thirds of a pun is PU.
Skye Blackburn: Should be great friends with little Crimson. Only Skye's mom is also a pyromaniac.
Legend: Voted "Most forgettable" in his high school yearbook.
King Michael: I believe there might be an actual King Michael somewhere who might not find this charming. Were these people hanging around Michael Jackson?
Zion Jael Janaiya: Best I can make out is Janaiya has been thrown into a Zionist jail.
Ja'Psyleighya Unique Lasha: Yeah, it's certainly unique. I'd say that first name is the worst kre8yv spelling I've seen all week, except I can't imagine what it's supposed to be kre8yv-speak for. Don't even try to get me to pronounce it.
Elliott Susan: Ha ha, I worked with a very nice lady named Susan Elliott I think I like her name much better than this.
Melody Yumi: No flow.
Normalis: This sounds straight out of a scientific-names-for-plants-or-diseases book. "The Korean Barfleberry (apologies to that guy who wrote "The Corrections" I'm ripping off a fruit he invented) also known as Fruitus Normalis Officialensis..."
April Green: April is lovely, but as Kermit says "It's not easy being Greene." And the combo sounds like something I might have spread on our lawn every spring to help it revive.
Clementine: All I can think of is that poor unfortunate miner's daughter who drowned feeding the ducks.
Crimson: "My mommy is a goth girl who likes cutting herself to see the blood. Wanna come play at my house?"
Hayden Jade: I'm hatin' Jade all right.
Berklie Lynn-Marie: Roger and Muffy Meet the Trailer Park People!
Jordis Rose: Remember Jordache jeans? Now embroider a big old red rose on the butt and see how it looks.
Eilis Violet: The flow is just off.
Pisila Venus: Possibly also in the same book where they found Normalis? And the piss jokes and penis jokes are not going to be very funny.Don't even get me started on Elenoa Tutau. I'm hoping it's some ethnic name...
Journey Thunder: The was a band called New York Dolls and one of the members was Johnny Thunder. Journey Thunder is fearsomely similar.
Grey: a non-color, and a non-name.
Creed: Stupid band, stupid name.
Judas Mark: Is there some crucifixion symbolism here?
Buddy Cobain: What's with the obsession with nineties and before bands? What's to admire about Kurt Cobain? He was a no-talent who got lucky, married a psycho and did enough drugs to keep half of Seattle high for a year. Now he's dead. And Buddy? That's my cat's name! It's not a name a respectable adult man uses! (Unless of course you have a werid crazy name like Ira Libby)
Israel Zion: For the last damn time, Zionism has been classified by the UN as a terorist organization! (I think, anyway, I may have to look it up)
Elisha: Fine old Bible name, but he'll feel a bit awkward with all the Alicia/Alishas in school.
Asher Alleluia: Whoa, that's a BIG sneeze there!
Dorcas Njeri: And NO kid is EVER going to come up with a rude comment about "dork ass" is he?
Thackary Izeyha: Poor kid. His mom's got a lisp and she can't read either.
Tru Kyen: Jammed Typewriter Names Unlimited, opening near you!
True Lee: Gag. How about Awful Lee and Terrib Leigh? There's a good reason why they say that two-thirds of a pun is PU.
Skye Blackburn: Should be great friends with little Crimson. Only Skye's mom is also a pyromaniac.
Legend: Voted "Most forgettable" in his high school yearbook.
King Michael: I believe there might be an actual King Michael somewhere who might not find this charming. Were these people hanging around Michael Jackson?
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Crimson: "My mommy is a goth girl who likes cutting herself to see the blood. Wanna come play at my house?"
that made me laugh out loud.
that made me laugh out loud.
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