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[Opinions] Re: Long Random BA's Part 1 [3 new boys names on girls!]
Ambrosia: A bit too perfume-y to use as a name.Apsen Belle: The beauty queen of the ski slopes! Or else a Colorado phone company.Blakeleigh Grace: Talk about no flow, a cacophony of c and l and ay sounds.Berklie: Roger and Muff Go California-Style!Chansis Le'Anne: Should have given her the mn or Rose or Renee so she could be Chansis R (Chances Are.)Desire Chanelle: Looks like conspicuous consumption rearing its designer-coiffed head.Dynasti Renee: Die Nasty, Renee, you trailer park queen!Ezekiel Grace: Sticking the filler mn Grace does not a feminine name make. Ezekiel. Honestly.Hinkley Ann: Oh, THAT"S nice! So the kids can call her Stinkley? Or so when they talk about Ronald Reagan in history class the kids can snicker about her being named almost the same name as that spaz who tried to shoot him?Hopie Diamond: Cutesy-fying the Hope Diamond is not a wise thing to do.Hunny: As if Honey wasn't dumb enough! I have seen people misspell Honey this way and it just looks so damn stupid!Israel: I'm not too fond of Isreal as a country, let alone asa name. For either gender.Ivory Marjoie: Orie-itis.Jersy Lynn: All the New Jersey jokes I've heard are racing through my head.Lotus Hope: Lotus Hope she changes her name to something else later on.Oryhan Marie: This may be a kre8yv spelling of Orion, but then again it may be some foreign name totally unrelated to Orion.Purity Renee Louise: The name will be a joke when she becomes the school slut at 15.Royale Unique: Screams Trailer Trash.Sunnie Mae: Dangerously redneckosj/
Treasure Hop: Is this some new picnic game I haven't played? Like maybe a treasure hunt combined with a Bunny Hop?Trinity Grace: Trying way too hard.Axel Skye: A serious mismatch.Coy Bryant: Coy is redneck by itself. Together this looks like Bryant is a simpering, coquettish kind of guy.Deimon Anthony: Surely Damon would have worked just as well without making him look like a demon.Hawthorne: Obsessed with prickly things much?Justus Julian Blue: "Well, the others have disappeared, so it's just us, Julian Blue!"Legend Joaquim: Destined to be voted Most Anonymous Person by his yearbook.Maddux Danger: What the hell is it with all this Danger stuff? I keep seeing it used as a mn!Meric MacKay: click click click.Ryler Talon: Oooh, how manly! How brutal! *rolls eyes*Stryker: And his brothers Bange, Basher and Slugger.Tripp: And none of his classmates will ever think to stick their foot out and make him fall.Chevy: Only works if your last name is Chase and you are very funny.Treuce: They thought it was like Deuce, only with three.
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You're one of the funniest people here. I agree wholeheartedly with everything you said.
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