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This is my son Linus John Paul
say: Linus, that's a great name.
think: John Paul? Is your kid the pope, or what?

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This is my son Ezra Sergius Karol
say: I like Ezra.
think: You're just trying to make it impossible for the kid to spell his full name until he's his puberty, aren't you?

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This is my son Isaac Ariel we call him Ike.
say: Isaac is actually one of my favourite names.
think: The Little Jewish Mermaid? And why do you call him Ike? What on Earth is wrong with Isaac?

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This is my son Russell Ira
say: Nice.
think: Um...Russell? Ira? Poor kid.

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This is my son Curtis Florian
say: Good names. I love the name Florian.
think: But why are they paired together? They clash.

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This is my son Leonti Gamaliel we call him Leo
say: I quite like Leo.
think: His full name is more of a headache than Ezra's, poor kid.

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This is my son Ezekiel Conrad we call him Zeke
say: What a cute name!
think: What a stereotype! (Although I really do like the name, when I hear the name Ezekiel, all I can think of is stereotypes.)

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This is my son Isidore Ignatius we call him Dory.
say: Cool name.
think: What were you smoking? And why does he have a female name for a NN? And really, can I have what you were smoking?

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This is my son Augustine Jude we call him Gus
say: I like it.
think: Augustine is a little over the top, but with a nickname like Gus it's fine.

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This is my son Elliott Ambrose
say: They sound great together.
think: Your son's first names are also getting a little repetitive and possibly confusing, especially since the next kid down is called Eli...which I would definetly call an Elliott.

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This is my son Eliezer Luke we call him Eli
say: That's a cool name.
think: Bless you.