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Help[Opinions] the other day...
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
When somebody, I think it was Brendan, asked us what was the ugliest name we'd ever heard? I didn't respond because we do this so often already, but what I should have said was "I find a dozen new ugliest names everytime Sabrina Fair posts the ba's." lol
Morningstarwalker: They gave her a screen name instead of a real name. How sad.
Ember: Everybody will think it's Amber.
Hamper: "Hamper: verb. to hinder, or impede." Also, I put my dirty laundry in the hamper.
Passionette: Future Strippers of America, Local 299.
Mabeline: They could at least spell it right so she can find herself int he cosmetics aisle.
Amesty: Supposed to be amnesty, I guess. Go back to Hooked on Phonics, people.
Love: A diaper. A perfume. Not a good name for a person.
Aromia: All the kids will tease her babout stinking.
Genesis: Isn't this kind of obvious? I mean, it's like naming the girl Birth. *begins humming "Invisible Touch" while drool runs down her chin and her eyes glaze over*
Heart Scarlett: Aside from the fact it doesn't flow at all, it sounds like expensive candy on Valentine's Day.
Declaire: "I, Declaire (audience snickers, Secret Service men stifle loud guffaws( Greenfield, do solemnly swear..."
Jour'Ni: why the obsession with overplayed eighties lite-rock bands?
Tahiti: Guaranteed to be called Titty at least twice before she is 18.
Honesty: Since it's the best policy, I'll tell you this name sucks.
Honey Rain: Is that what happened when the honey jar sprung a leak on the top shelf?
Ecko: I have this sudden urge to get a pet gecko and call it Ecko.
Radiance Love: Trying Too Hard raises red flags.
Tymbre: Classmates cry "Timber!" everytime they knock her down.
Blessin' Ban all apostrophes in names NOW!
Paris-Dior Victory: Future Drag Queens of America.
Special: I don't know about anywhere else, but in my schools, "special" was not a compliment.
Agnes-Blanche: out of the nursing home, into the nursery.
Binadie: What on earth is this supposed to be?
Whisper: And her sister Shout and brother Mumble.
Jersey: Does this family know about all the jokes New Jersey and its residents have to suffer through?
Jezebel: Oh, THAT'S nice! NOT!
Phoenix Raine: Cheapo perfume worn by teenage goths.
Brazzlyn: never a good idea to have a name that can be so easily mangled to showcase the "bra/bras" connection.
Secret: Sorry, everybody knows you were pregnant, everybody knows you gave birth. And everybody knows her name sounds like deodorant.
Lexington: Oh, ouch! I've been stung by a WASP!
Vicangeline: All I can think of is a new kind of holy cough drop.
Starlyn: More and more, I am grateful my name is only the moderately tacky Starla.
Charisma: I am willing to bet the parents don't even really know what charisma is.
Dannylynn: "I was named after the baby of unknown paternity, who was named after her dope-taking brother, by our 80-IQ'd, mega-boobed, dope-taking skank of a mother. Can we be friends?"
Messiah: High hopes are bound to be disappointed.
Kross: Isn't this what the Klan likes to burn on Kolored people's Karports?
Bladen Bentley: great name for a car.
Boots: Come on! I wouldn't even name a cat this, even if he had them!
Livingstone: Sesame Street fans will recall Kingston Livingston III. Others will recall "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" and won't this kid get tired of it?! Others will not recall, but will simply think "living stone."
Tycurious: I've heard of bicurious, as in a person who is one sexual orientation but is interested in exploring another. What could this one mean?
Elder: Aged before his time.
Majestei: Lives ina shack with no hot water, a hot-plate to cook on, a mattress on the floor, and five pit bulls.
Colt: Welcome to the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace!
Gear: And his brother Cog.
Triton: cartoon villain name.
Payne: How very painful.
Nevada: This sounds like a woman's name. Would you name a boy Carolina? OR Virginia?
Epy: Like the Epi-Pen you might use to inject yourself after being bee-stung? Or the Epi-Lady, the hair removal device?
Romeo: Like naming a kid Womanizer, or Letch.
Rocky: "My parents really wanted a dog."
Traeh: Let's all start spelling stuff backward, shall we?
Bengemin, Benjamyn: When terrible things happen to good names. Although, these don't compare with the variation I saw not too long ago: Benjermin.
Cannon: Join Colt at the TNA of MC and G.
Micholas: couldn't decide on Michael or Nicholas? Should have chosen Donald.
Bendigo: I don't even know where to start.
Jet: and his sister Turbine?
Slayden: Not a good idea to have Slay so prominent in his name.
Rock: As my husband is often heard to comment" "He/she is dumber'n damn rocks!"
PRince: IF he has any more sense than his parents, he will soon be The Boy Formerly Known As Prince.
Morningstarwalker: They gave her a screen name instead of a real name. How sad.
Ember: Everybody will think it's Amber.
Hamper: "Hamper: verb. to hinder, or impede." Also, I put my dirty laundry in the hamper.
Passionette: Future Strippers of America, Local 299.
Mabeline: They could at least spell it right so she can find herself int he cosmetics aisle.
Amesty: Supposed to be amnesty, I guess. Go back to Hooked on Phonics, people.
Love: A diaper. A perfume. Not a good name for a person.
Aromia: All the kids will tease her babout stinking.
Genesis: Isn't this kind of obvious? I mean, it's like naming the girl Birth. *begins humming "Invisible Touch" while drool runs down her chin and her eyes glaze over*
Heart Scarlett: Aside from the fact it doesn't flow at all, it sounds like expensive candy on Valentine's Day.
Declaire: "I, Declaire (audience snickers, Secret Service men stifle loud guffaws( Greenfield, do solemnly swear..."
Jour'Ni: why the obsession with overplayed eighties lite-rock bands?
Tahiti: Guaranteed to be called Titty at least twice before she is 18.
Honesty: Since it's the best policy, I'll tell you this name sucks.
Honey Rain: Is that what happened when the honey jar sprung a leak on the top shelf?
Ecko: I have this sudden urge to get a pet gecko and call it Ecko.
Radiance Love: Trying Too Hard raises red flags.
Tymbre: Classmates cry "Timber!" everytime they knock her down.
Blessin' Ban all apostrophes in names NOW!
Paris-Dior Victory: Future Drag Queens of America.
Special: I don't know about anywhere else, but in my schools, "special" was not a compliment.
Agnes-Blanche: out of the nursing home, into the nursery.
Binadie: What on earth is this supposed to be?
Whisper: And her sister Shout and brother Mumble.
Jersey: Does this family know about all the jokes New Jersey and its residents have to suffer through?
Jezebel: Oh, THAT'S nice! NOT!
Phoenix Raine: Cheapo perfume worn by teenage goths.
Brazzlyn: never a good idea to have a name that can be so easily mangled to showcase the "bra/bras" connection.
Secret: Sorry, everybody knows you were pregnant, everybody knows you gave birth. And everybody knows her name sounds like deodorant.
Lexington: Oh, ouch! I've been stung by a WASP!
Vicangeline: All I can think of is a new kind of holy cough drop.
Starlyn: More and more, I am grateful my name is only the moderately tacky Starla.
Charisma: I am willing to bet the parents don't even really know what charisma is.
Dannylynn: "I was named after the baby of unknown paternity, who was named after her dope-taking brother, by our 80-IQ'd, mega-boobed, dope-taking skank of a mother. Can we be friends?"
Messiah: High hopes are bound to be disappointed.
Kross: Isn't this what the Klan likes to burn on Kolored people's Karports?
Bladen Bentley: great name for a car.
Boots: Come on! I wouldn't even name a cat this, even if he had them!
Livingstone: Sesame Street fans will recall Kingston Livingston III. Others will recall "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" and won't this kid get tired of it?! Others will not recall, but will simply think "living stone."
Tycurious: I've heard of bicurious, as in a person who is one sexual orientation but is interested in exploring another. What could this one mean?
Elder: Aged before his time.
Majestei: Lives ina shack with no hot water, a hot-plate to cook on, a mattress on the floor, and five pit bulls.
Colt: Welcome to the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace!
Gear: And his brother Cog.
Triton: cartoon villain name.
Payne: How very painful.
Nevada: This sounds like a woman's name. Would you name a boy Carolina? OR Virginia?
Epy: Like the Epi-Pen you might use to inject yourself after being bee-stung? Or the Epi-Lady, the hair removal device?
Romeo: Like naming a kid Womanizer, or Letch.
Rocky: "My parents really wanted a dog."
Traeh: Let's all start spelling stuff backward, shall we?
Bengemin, Benjamyn: When terrible things happen to good names. Although, these don't compare with the variation I saw not too long ago: Benjermin.
Cannon: Join Colt at the TNA of MC and G.
Micholas: couldn't decide on Michael or Nicholas? Should have chosen Donald.
Bendigo: I don't even know where to start.
Jet: and his sister Turbine?
Slayden: Not a good idea to have Slay so prominent in his name.
Rock: As my husband is often heard to comment" "He/she is dumber'n damn rocks!"
PRince: IF he has any more sense than his parents, he will soon be The Boy Formerly Known As Prince.
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lol, I try to find the funkiest names, and so far I am doing so. Some of these are so horrendous (as I like few but would NEVEr give a live person them, maybe my pets or sims haha) I mean I'm not that mean.
I love your comments all the time they are great.
I love your comments all the time they are great.
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ha I agree..
Sabrina Fair does make me aware of the weirder and weirder names of the world... and make me appreciate my name more and more.
Sabrina Fair does make me aware of the weirder and weirder names of the world... and make me appreciate my name more and more.
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