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Asiah- Just ugly.
Autumn- Not a seasonal name fan (especially when the child isn't born in that season).
Brooke x 2- Just hate this.
Brooklyn x 2- This bothers me when the people have never been to Brooklyn, and even if they were, I wouldn't name my child Bronx just because I'm from there.
Brooklynn- Lynn? Because anybody will spell that right. Stupid.
Destiny- Trashy.
Diamond Rose- Diamond? Trashy and ugly.
Eden- Eh, it's ok.
Envy- That is ridiculous. Why would you name a child after a deadly sin?
Evangeline- Pretty, but popular.
Faith- Hate Faith, Grace and Hope.
Grace- See above.
Heavynne- TRASHY TRASHY TRASHY. This kid has a lot to live up to.
Holland- And her siblings France, Germany, Greece and Côte d'Ivoire.
Hollie- Spelt wrong, therefore stupid.
Hope- See Faith.
Ivori- Trashy and not very kree8tyv.
Jazmyn x 2- Same as Ivori.
Justyce- This child will never be able to break the law without a ridiculous amout of bad puns.
Kaydence- Cadence? Nice. Kay as nn for Katherine? Nice. Kaydence? NO.
Krystal- Trashy.
Lily x 2- Overly trendy. How about a few Lilas?
Melody- Nice.
Montana- And her siblings Nevada, Dakota, Georgia, Virginia, and Tennessee.
Paige- Never liked it. Reminds me of Page boy, Page turner, etc.
Piper- Would be very ironic if she becomes a pothead.
Prayanna- Actually worse than Pollyanna, so the parents definately deserve a medal.
Savannah- Georgia.
Scarlett- Nice, but I always think Miss Scarlet or Scarlett O'Hara. And it rhymes with harlot.
Serenity- Never a good idea.
Shiloh- the dog?
Sierra- Nevada. (this is too easy)
Stormie- HAHAHAHAHLKJBGHSDAHKJGDKJWSDWS
Summer- Again with the seasons.
Sunflower- Hippie. I can smell the hemp from here.
Sunny- Ugly.
Temperance- NO.
Trinity x 2- Eh.
Valekyrie- This is spelt wrong, and a bad idea.
Violet- Pretty, overused.
Willow- Pretty.

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Angel- Trashy
Barron- Stupid.
Canaan- Biblical associations.
Christian Dior- Trashy
Dakota x 3- Trashy
Dryden- ?
Fisher- Occupational surnames are bothering me now.
Gage- I always thinks gauge.
Ireland- You couldn't name the kid Erin?
Lennox- Annie Lennox.
Parker x 5- Ew. Just ugly.
Phoenix- Joaquin Phoenix, Pheonix Arizona, etc.
Ransom- Bad movie.
Riggin- wtf?
Roman- No.
Sawyer- from Lost.
Stone- Sharon Stone, Stoner, Stoned, etc.
Trace- Without one.
Trinity- Eh.
Tye- Dye.
Vader- Darth
Walker x 2- Ew.
Works- ?

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Addyson- MANS NAME.
Anias- ?
Avery- MANS NAME
Briseidy- How the hell do you even say that?
Brooklyn- Trashy
Cheyenne- Wyoming. TRASHY
Edyn- I'm starting to lose my faith in humanity.
Emery- Just no. JUST NO, NOT EVER.
Haven- why not Oasis?
Kambria- SPELT WRONG. It's Cambria, and then it's pretty.
Landry- Laundry.
Marin- ated steaks!
Misty- Why not Foggy?
Nevaeh-Mari - I ram heaven?
Oryanna- Oleanna? yes, very nice. Odessa? Impoverished city in Ukraine, but nice sound. Oryanna? sounds like Oral Anna.
Princess (Kylan)- TRASHYTRASHYTRASHYTRASHY
Savannah- Georgia.
Sha'Lyrical- *vomits*
Sky- Hippie
Zowi- Do they mean Zoe?

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Blaze- No
Blayze- NONONONONONO
Briton- Great Britain.
Chase- No
Elisha- Mans name
Erwyn- you mean Irwin?
Haley- Overused and ugly.
Hunter x 2- HATE IT.
Madden Jet- HAHAHAHJLHJKBHKAJBHASJHA EW.
Malchiajah - WTF?
Paapa- Papa, Papsmear, etc. Yeah, their kid won't get teased.
Rex- T
Robin- Williams.
Ryder- *sighs*
Sawyer- Lost character
Serap- WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Sincere- NONONONONONONONONONONO
Smoltz- ?!
Wyayy- ?!??!?!??! These kids parents should be shot.

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- Brenda the cynic.