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Help[Facts] Who's Your Patron Pagan Deity? Find Out Here! (More Funstuff)
Either I, or my esteemed colleague, PriaposLovs, shall attempt to reveal to you who your patron pagan deity may be, through the mysterious, mystical marvels of anagramming and genuine psy-chick-ness!
All you have to do, is post here your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME.
We don't need your last name, coz that's probably private and it's not the name your momma gave you, anyway. Your last name is most likely just some hand-me-down name that became yours as an unfortunate result of your having been born into a patriarchal society. (Mention that to your parents and teachers, kids!)
Just post your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME here.
Here are just a few testimonials from our satisfied customers!
"Daividh Cargill"="Daghda & Llir, Vici"
"THE Dagda (always 'The') and Llir are kickass Celtic gods. The Big Kahuna and The Head Lifeguard! I like it!" -- Daividh Cargill
"Pavlos Spiro"="Priapos Lovs"
"I love it...brings images of Priapos time-transported to Vegas, holding a Martini, all the drooling babes wondering it that's a roll of Euros behind his polyester toga!" -- Priapos Lovs
"Phyllis Faye"="I, Leafy Sylph"
(Well, when she sees it, I'll snag her testimonial, too!)
So, kids, be the first on YOUR cyber-block to find out who your patron pagan deity is! And, when you find out, be sure to tell your parents and teachers, too! :)
-- Nanaea
All you have to do, is post here your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME.
We don't need your last name, coz that's probably private and it's not the name your momma gave you, anyway. Your last name is most likely just some hand-me-down name that became yours as an unfortunate result of your having been born into a patriarchal society. (Mention that to your parents and teachers, kids!)
Just post your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME here.
Here are just a few testimonials from our satisfied customers!
"Daividh Cargill"="Daghda & Llir, Vici"
"THE Dagda (always 'The') and Llir are kickass Celtic gods. The Big Kahuna and The Head Lifeguard! I like it!" -- Daividh Cargill
"Pavlos Spiro"="Priapos Lovs"
"I love it...brings images of Priapos time-transported to Vegas, holding a Martini, all the drooling babes wondering it that's a roll of Euros behind his polyester toga!" -- Priapos Lovs
"Phyllis Faye"="I, Leafy Sylph"
(Well, when she sees it, I'll snag her testimonial, too!)
So, kids, be the first on YOUR cyber-block to find out who your patron pagan deity is! And, when you find out, be sure to tell your parents and teachers, too! :)
-- Nanaea
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I am anxious to have a name picked for me.
Thank you
Thank you
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Hey, Nan. I left a neat message for you at the Chinese New Year message. You might get a real kick out of it. :>
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Another for ya:
Melissa Rose
Melissa Rose
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Wow, you've got a cool one!
You were a witch in a previous incarnation! A witch who was also a sharp businesswoman who owned a tavern in ancient Thessaly, and who also happened to be the lover of Socrates! Whoa, talk about a worldly woman. :) Here's the proof:
"Melissa Rose"="is Meroe lass"
Here's where you can read all about Meroe:
http://www.eserver.org/books/apuleius/bookes/one.html
Her story begins in the Third Chapter, so just scroll down to get to her.
And, in case you had any doubts at all about your witchiness, another anagram is of "Melissa Rose" is "I, Salem's Rose". ;)
-- Nanaea
You were a witch in a previous incarnation! A witch who was also a sharp businesswoman who owned a tavern in ancient Thessaly, and who also happened to be the lover of Socrates! Whoa, talk about a worldly woman. :) Here's the proof:
"Melissa Rose"="is Meroe lass"
Here's where you can read all about Meroe:
http://www.eserver.org/books/apuleius/bookes/one.html
Her story begins in the Third Chapter, so just scroll down to get to her.
And, in case you had any doubts at all about your witchiness, another anagram is of "Melissa Rose" is "I, Salem's Rose". ;)
-- Nanaea
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Sign me up!
My unfortunate icky first name is Amy. Yup. Amy Norah.
My unfortunate icky first name is Amy. Yup. Amy Norah.
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My so-called Irish may need help, so correct me please, but I think yours was otherwise an easy one (although I took some liberty with re-spelling that first name of yours which you dislike).
"Ami Norah"="A Orniamh" ("Her Golden Niamh"?)
I may have to work on this one a bit longer. My psy-chick vibes tell me that you must somehow have a Celtic patron pagan goddess. :)
-- Nanaea
"Ami Norah"="A Orniamh" ("Her Golden Niamh"?)
I may have to work on this one a bit longer. My psy-chick vibes tell me that you must somehow have a Celtic patron pagan goddess. :)
-- Nanaea
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Take your pick!
Okay, here's another one:
"Ami Norah"="An Moirah" (The Moirah, literally "The Great One"?)
"Moira" was the name of the goddess Morrighan in her pre-warrior days, according to this website:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Agora/3557/Morrighan.html
Talk about your kick-ass goddesses, Morrighan roolz! :)
-- Nanaea
Okay, here's another one:
"Ami Norah"="An Moirah" (The Moirah, literally "The Great One"?)
"Moira" was the name of the goddess Morrighan in her pre-warrior days, according to this website:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Agora/3557/Morrighan.html
Talk about your kick-ass goddesses, Morrighan roolz! :)
-- Nanaea
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kristin hayley
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Egyptian goddess?
Priapos came up with a good one in Nirah, but in case you're not overly fond of snakes...
I came up with "Kristin Hayley"="I, tiny, sly Khera".
Khera is an ancient Egyptian goddess of the Underworld. She is mentioned in The Papyrus of Nu.
-- Nanaea
Priapos came up with a good one in Nirah, but in case you're not overly fond of snakes...
I came up with "Kristin Hayley"="I, tiny, sly Khera".
Khera is an ancient Egyptian goddess of the Underworld. She is mentioned in The Papyrus of Nu.
-- Nanaea
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Kristin Hayley=Nirah, yet silky!
Nirah is an ancient Sumerian snake-deity. Nirah was the divine messenger of Sataran, a divine healer the patron god of the Sumerian city Der in ancient Mesopotamia.
"Nirah, yet silky" is a lyric from the lost Velvet Underground song "Nirah in Silk", a sequel to "Venus in Furs".
Nirah is an ancient Sumerian snake-deity. Nirah was the divine messenger of Sataran, a divine healer the patron god of the Sumerian city Der in ancient Mesopotamia.
"Nirah, yet silky" is a lyric from the lost Velvet Underground song "Nirah in Silk", a sequel to "Venus in Furs".
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