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in reply to a message by Nanaea
My cat: Niamh (she's grey stripy, intelligent, hates other cats but loves humans)
My fish: Gusztav. He's mean, silver with a little blue streak, likes to beat up other fish and eats a lot.
My fish: Gusztav. He's mean, silver with a little blue streak, likes to beat up other fish and eats a lot.
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Cat Steven's Cat
Niamh’s great-grandmother was Cat Stevens’ cat, Minah. Minah was extremely adept in mouse hunting. She was relentless, and took sadistic pleasure in mauling and maiming her prey. Cat’s pet name for Minah thus became “Minah Maul-Maim”. London mice were in a state of utter horror, constantly pursed by Minah Maul-Maim’s relentless moon-shadow.... until Cat decided to abandon his sinful and satanic rock ‘n’ roll ways and become a Muslim. Cat Stevens, reborn as Yusuf Islam, moved to Turkey and preached the word of the Prophet. Minah too abandoned her blood-curdling habits. Minah Maul-Maim became a follower of Iman al-Mu'minah (http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/3565/) and dedicated her life to encouraged her sisters to a more virtuous feline path.
Niamh’s great-grandmother was Cat Stevens’ cat, Minah. Minah was extremely adept in mouse hunting. She was relentless, and took sadistic pleasure in mauling and maiming her prey. Cat’s pet name for Minah thus became “Minah Maul-Maim”. London mice were in a state of utter horror, constantly pursed by Minah Maul-Maim’s relentless moon-shadow.... until Cat decided to abandon his sinful and satanic rock ‘n’ roll ways and become a Muslim. Cat Stevens, reborn as Yusuf Islam, moved to Turkey and preached the word of the Prophet. Minah too abandoned her blood-curdling habits. Minah Maul-Maim became a follower of Iman al-Mu'minah (http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/3565/) and dedicated her life to encouraged her sisters to a more virtuous feline path.
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Dear brother Yousif,
I have been listening to your music for a long time especially after you converted to islam. I've heard that you've are a missionary. Which I found very interesting because its very rewardful. Being that I would like to ask a favor from you, even though this request might sound weird. In Islam I know you should try to bring the people that you respect to Islam. Personally there is a guy that i admire named David Attenborough, who also happens to be British.David is a well known scienctist and well published documenterist. I know you might be wondering what the request might be so here it is: I would be greatful if you would talk to him about the wonders of Islam, so maybe he would see what exactly we believe in and so that maybe he would come to love Islam the way we do. May Allah bring you great happiness.
Thank you!
salam
~Hadi~
I have been listening to your music for a long time especially after you converted to islam. I've heard that you've are a missionary. Which I found very interesting because its very rewardful. Being that I would like to ask a favor from you, even though this request might sound weird. In Islam I know you should try to bring the people that you respect to Islam. Personally there is a guy that i admire named David Attenborough, who also happens to be British.David is a well known scienctist and well published documenterist. I know you might be wondering what the request might be so here it is: I would be greatful if you would talk to him about the wonders of Islam, so maybe he would see what exactly we believe in and so that maybe he would come to love Islam the way we do. May Allah bring you great happiness.
Thank you!
salam
~Hadi~
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"Gusztav Moby Pr*ck"="Victor Zagbumpsky"
I'll take on the mean fish who likes to beat up the little fishkies. I'll let my esteemed colleague take on the kitty with the pretty Celtic name. :)
In his previous incarnation, Gusztav Moby Pr*ck was an inner-city kid with the name of Victor Zagbumpsky, growing up on the streets of New York City in the 1900s. He was a mean little so-'n'-so. Victor Zagbumpsky was so mean, the only thing he'd share willingly with the other kids, was a communicable disease. Victor Zagbumpsky was so mean, he'd spend his allowance buying get-well cards to send to hypochondriacs. When Victor Zagbumpsky graduated from high school, he became engaged to a girl with a wooden leg -- but then he broke it off. When Victor Zagbumpsky would borrow mystery novels from his public library, after finishing them he'd write the name of the murderer on top of the first page before returning the books to the library.
Victor Zagbumpsky grew up, went to college, and eventually became lawyer. One day, while vacationing in Australia and swimming in the coastal waters there (Victor Zagbumpsky had no fear of sharks, for the sharks always left him alone as a professional courtesy), Victor Zagbumpsky was suddenly seized with cramp. He sank beneath the blue waves, never to be seen in that particular life again.
But Victor Zagbumpsky was later reborn, as a fish. A MEAN fish. A mean fish with a blue streak down his back, symbolic of the blue streak Victor Zagbumpsky swore as he was going down for the last time in the beautiful blue waters off the coast of Australia.
And that's the sad, sad story of Victor Zagbumpsky, who came back in his next life as Gusztav Moby Pr*ck.
But don't judge Victor Zagbumpsky too harshly. If you had a name like "Victor Zagbumpsky", you'd grow up mean, too, and probably come back as a fish.
-- Nanaea
P.S. Hiya, Norah! Come over and play with us more often! :)
I'll take on the mean fish who likes to beat up the little fishkies. I'll let my esteemed colleague take on the kitty with the pretty Celtic name. :)
In his previous incarnation, Gusztav Moby Pr*ck was an inner-city kid with the name of Victor Zagbumpsky, growing up on the streets of New York City in the 1900s. He was a mean little so-'n'-so. Victor Zagbumpsky was so mean, the only thing he'd share willingly with the other kids, was a communicable disease. Victor Zagbumpsky was so mean, he'd spend his allowance buying get-well cards to send to hypochondriacs. When Victor Zagbumpsky graduated from high school, he became engaged to a girl with a wooden leg -- but then he broke it off. When Victor Zagbumpsky would borrow mystery novels from his public library, after finishing them he'd write the name of the murderer on top of the first page before returning the books to the library.
Victor Zagbumpsky grew up, went to college, and eventually became lawyer. One day, while vacationing in Australia and swimming in the coastal waters there (Victor Zagbumpsky had no fear of sharks, for the sharks always left him alone as a professional courtesy), Victor Zagbumpsky was suddenly seized with cramp. He sank beneath the blue waves, never to be seen in that particular life again.
But Victor Zagbumpsky was later reborn, as a fish. A MEAN fish. A mean fish with a blue streak down his back, symbolic of the blue streak Victor Zagbumpsky swore as he was going down for the last time in the beautiful blue waters off the coast of Australia.
And that's the sad, sad story of Victor Zagbumpsky, who came back in his next life as Gusztav Moby Pr*ck.
But don't judge Victor Zagbumpsky too harshly. If you had a name like "Victor Zagbumpsky", you'd grow up mean, too, and probably come back as a fish.
-- Nanaea
P.S. Hiya, Norah! Come over and play with us more often! :)
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The very spot where Victor met his creator: http://www.netspace.net.au/~bluemako/
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By golly! The very spot!
I had faith that you'd find the proof somewhere on the 'net. Forget "Bart Simpides" -- your name should be "Bart Titus Hills". ;)
-- Nanaea
"Lilith Star Bust"
I had faith that you'd find the proof somewhere on the 'net. Forget "Bart Simpides" -- your name should be "Bart Titus Hills". ;)
-- Nanaea
"Lilith Star Bust"
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